Ah, I can be dense sometimes. I’m supposed to keep it going then eh? Well, I wish I read the rules before I posted.
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Granted, but the rules change every 5 minutes.
I wish autocorrect actually wurkt.
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Ganged, bad new don’t walk from me… frog me.
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I mean with out autocorrect
Granted, but now doesn’t work for me. f… me
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I wish I have more free time
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Granted, but your chained to a wall and your out of juice.
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butterflies, granted, but they are the size of helicopters and and razor sharp pinscers
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I wish it wasnt so cold outside
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Granted. But you’ll be stuck indoors and the air conditioning will be permanently be set to 45 degrees.
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I wish I had a genie that would uncorrupt any corrupted wish
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Granted, but this genie slaps you across the face with a bull pizzle for each wish uncorrupted.
I wish that my taxes were already done for me.
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Granted, but the genie lives in a glass dildo and can only be released by licking the glass…live…during the super bowl halftime show.
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Granted but he’s half deaf and always gets it wrong anyway.
I wish I had a golden palet and could clone any juice.
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Granted but all you’ll be interested in is blue cheese and tuna flavors
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I wish vapers tongue didn’t exist
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Granted but all you vape is unflavored base.
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Granted but you owe the National debt.
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hmm didnt you just do that to yourself too? 
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That is what I though too 
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right? he could have played that soo much better …js
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