That is the ONLY one I’ve not purchased yet. I have enough nightmares already !!!
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I want one now… I thought it was ridiculous… but I keep catching myself gazing at it longingly. It’s. Just. So. Girthy!!! 
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You need this monster in your life! I promise you won’t be disappointed!
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that.
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You know it’s true! I know I know they call you cheese wheel.
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Not noticeable at all.
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Yea but your used too handling things like that.
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But why not let someone who can really enjoy it give it a try???
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Then you do not need Cutlass. Just helping a brother out.
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And wait for it…
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But I do.
I need it all!!! 
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Too many things to say. Not enough time.
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So apparently I need to borrow that for a night, you don’t mind right! We’re just one big happy here anyway right! 
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I can just hear it. “Honey, Skull is fucking with you.”
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Jesus, you writing a novel?
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He’s translating the Magna Carta.
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Oh yeah, forgot he was Army. It takes a bit.
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