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Normal Thanksgiving dinner discussion for my family.
Some sort of reconstituting of the poo molecules i suspect.
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SoâŚthe food is on the table, family seated and someone blurts out something likeâŚoh my! I passed a turd this morning that was so hard I swear my asshole split 3 ways! Or I wiped my ass until my asshole bled but itâs still dirty. Hope my ass doesnât get infected and have to be removed. You have these convos during holiday dinner? Wow
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Sounds like my family. My brother used to make it a habit of weighing himself before the holiday meal, after the meal, and then again after the post-meal dump⌠And the last holiday âweigh-inâ would become the topic of the next holiday meal. 
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Only with âcertain sidesâ of the family⌠lol
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every family have one of those âŚtheyâre the âBrown Sheepâ of the family
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Whatâs wrong with you guys, you eat all that good food but donât want to talk about the wonders of your âpost production facilitiesâ?! 
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i hate that buying e-cig products prohibited in my country 
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A co-worker who thinks vaping is smoking and that itâll âkillâ you the same as cigarettes do.
I just nod and move on with my life.
So thereâs a designated smoking area at work and I tend to stay as far away from the cigarette smokers as possible because I just donât like the smell of it now and the secondhand smoke.
Co-worker comes out and asks me why Iâm hiding, I said because I want to get away from the cigarette smokes and he said "âŚbut youâre smokingâŚ, âitâll kill you eventually like cigarettes doâ
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I wonder how I smoked. My wife still does occasionally an I cough and gag. I have a violent reaction.
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So will just living. At least with vaping, I can do it a bit longer.
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Yeah, me too.
I canât stand the smell of cigarette smokes anymore. It makes me dizzy.
Itâs just very unpleasant. Donât know how I did it back then.
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Feel ya. My wife put on my coat to go outside to smoke a cigarette. I asked her to please not. I didnât want it to smell like cigarettes. It was my work coat which made it worse. I did offer to get her coat for next time she needed a coat quickly. Still got the grin with the eye roll. Still working on getting her to switch.
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Iâm fortunate there. My wife âgets itâ. I almost go into a âdry heaveâ cough and canât catch my breath. Burns my throat even. I really have no problem with her smoking. Her habit is maybe six a day. Pretty benign regarding her health but the damn near kills me, lol. Just so weird that i used to suck down 40 a day. The additives they put in that shit must be pretty potent to have allowed me to tolerate it.
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I swear I can smell a cigarette hundreds of feet away from me now. Honestly I donât mind the smell but I donât want to smell like it. It doesnât make me want to smoke itâs just familiar, if that makes since. I actually held a cigarette for my mother in law and all I worried about was having to wash my hoodie I had just washed.
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When my wife makes a Christmas present for a friend and I have to deliver it. All the time wanting to eat it. There is just something inherently wrong with that process.
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I guess while Iâm at it, shampoo. Nothing on any of those bottles says shampoo. Talks about everything else imaginable but nothing about shampoo. I smeared some on my head and smelled like a walking chocolate desert all day. Either that or there is shampoo in the refrigerator to discover.
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Ah, whatâs that famous joke⌠Oh yeah-
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately, it kills all itsâ students.
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@Ryuk Same here. Only took me 30 years of smoking, and then 6 years + of vaping to acquire that ability.
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