…clearly if you want your 55 gal drums properly shaken you must hotglue a Fleshlight on there 
…wait I’m not sure I want my Strawberry that ripe …just sayin’ (and apologies to the Ladies, but did you watch that guy? ok ok apologies to everyone)
…there goes another Patent giveaway
I’d adjust that slightly to say “if their palate falls in line with yours” 
There’s always the chance that they have actually done SFT’s and have things right where they need/want them for their taste buds, and on their equipment, at their preferred power.
I STILL have to remind myself of this fact once in a while, so don’t take it as condescending!