Corrupt-a-wish

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ಠ_ಠ but nobody will understand that’s what it means.

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I wish I never had to sleep – going to bed guys :stuck_out_tongue:

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Wish granted, but you don’t get a bed.

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Wait that didn’t make sense. .

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It did…at least it’s how I was gonna answer :laughing:

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Ok let me try again…
You never have to sleep but you have to stay in bed! :laughing:

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I wish I could speak multiple languages fluently

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Wish granted. But you can’t understand anyone else.

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I wish beer didn’t have any carbs!

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Granted but you can only drink it mixed with saltwater.

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Eeewww… Lol

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I wish @VapeyMama and @Lolly we’re my next door neighbors ( I need a drinking buddy)

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Wish granted but all they do is party while you try to sleep. I wish I had enough money to quit my job.

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Accurate. :laughing:

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Wish granted, but you’ll have to move into @Jayrell’s house and deal with @lolly’s and my constant disruptions!

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I wish I was a fly on the wall at @Jayrell’s house.

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Granted but you are blind and deaf so you won’t see or hear anything.

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“Granted but you are blind and deaf so you won’t see or here anything.” You just get to smell the party.

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Look out for the cats! They love to chase and catch flies… oh wait, you would be def… hmmm no good

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