I almost choked on my coffee when the tornado sirens went off at 1:45. As far as I’ve ever known they test 12pm on Wednesday. The cats were unperturbed, the weather is too cold for tornadoes so I turned on the TV to see, yeah it’s just a state wide test. It’s not so much what stupid thing I did but what stupid thing the State Emergency System almost did to me. 
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Lol didnt have too she showed uon before i needed to leave lol
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I got up before 8:00 AM 
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Well today I was mixing and my scale set to oz lost a lot of ingredients
on that stupid move 
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My friend from work ordered a wismec predator kit, his first decent mod and dropped it in a lake the day after it was delivered. I don’t even think his coil got broke in.
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Apparently that was God telling him to get a better mod.
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I just knocked this off the table with my elbow and in shear reflex panic I broke its fall with my bare foot …
The mod and tank are fine but I’m farely certain I’ll never walk again…
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Is that a four battery mod with a 10ml giant tank on top? I bet you said “aww, shucks” when it hit your foot.
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“oh darn it that’s gonna smart”…or something like that…
Then my head exploded and all the windows shattered…and I now have 2 big toes on the same foot
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Holy shit dude… I carry mine around to use for weight training… I don’t even want to think about how bad that must hurt. 
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on a scale of 1 to 10?..about ninety twelve…
I’m walking like Keyser Söze …only much less cooler…
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That picture… So wrong, but so good
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Probably a good call, that does look slightly swollen.
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Think I might lose that nail too…
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Reminds me of Full Metal Jacket. Something about being a Modern Art Masterpiece.
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Had a brain fart and put a .12 build on a noisy cricket 1 that was a very rowdy single hit lol calculates out to 588 w a little higher than I usually vape at.
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It is an experience not worth repeating huh? I did it once…once. Lol. I went from a reclining position to standing straight up on the floor in about .5 seconds. After the hit my wife ask me why was I staring at the ceiling. I told her I was talking to God. 
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Yup pretty much the same thing lol - funny afterwards not so good immediately afterwards.
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I think I let my NC sit for about two weeks before I tried it again. Scared the crap out of me. And it took that long to get moisture back in my mouth.
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