I have been vaping since June 2015 and mixing my own liquids since mid October 2015. I am as wicked as they come though, my former 2nd cousin tells me. Sometimes I like to sneak out at night and chase stray, rabid chickens with my flyswatter. Yeah. It’s a hobby of mine too. So if you see me running through your lawn late at night, swinging my swatter around at fleeing poultry, think nothing of it. Although, if you see me catch one, please look away. Seriously. Stop watching me.
Anyway, when I’m not strangling my feathered friends, I usually just stay indoors and melt ice cubes in my toaster. That or I like to stand in the kitchen and play my harmonica with a guitar pick while cooking ice cream soup. It’s a pretty simple life that I really enjoy.
Some people say I am a bit mischievous. But I say no. I’m just a normal guy trying to have fun climbing this tree. Hand me those binoculars please, and look away. If you are reading this and judging me for what I do in my spare time, shame on you!