Dear diary,
I want, no, I demand that I am the sole owner of Joel, none of this Joel5 bull crap. I want him removed from the list so I can have my name back. I am not only quite the character, but I am also the glue that holds this page together as some of you have told me (JoJo) and that I am quite possibly the greatest person to have ever graced these pages, again (JoJo). So please, let me have my name so that I can feel the need to contribute more often, you WILL NOT regret it. That’s MY promise.
And as far as other Joel goes, the nameholder if it were, he’s a non contributor and should be IP banned from the site immediately. As for Joel on the recipe side of the site, don’t touch it because I was able to claim that for my own. Just a forewarning, don’t try any of my recipes, they are horrible.
Thanks,
Joel