Congratulations, jayrell! I feel ya on the conspiracy side. We had 5 kids. They would consistently answer the same every time I would say that something was mine, their answer… “nope, that’s not yours, it belongs to momma.” didn’t matter what it was, clothes, TV, my underwear, anything, the response was the same.
One day they all grow up and leave home, but they’re forever in your heart, no matter how much you wanted to take them out while they were growing up.
I love’em, but I’m glad I’m just pee-paw, now (12 times over).