ELR Home   Create recipe   Resource page   My recipes/favorites

What do you really hate?


#1763

24852570_10212849446982570_3368418821460815429_n


#1764

I am surprised you have any left in the bag! Well technically there half in the bag which is more appropriate for a true booze wench :smirk:


#1765

Oh makes perfect sense now…


#1766

LOL I keep getting images of the last moments of the Hindenburg.
Oh, the humanity!


#1767

I am good. Different Navy now.


#1768

I am so controlling the urge to do 15 minutes of jokes re: “Fire in the Colon”. It would be too easy of a setup for @Cutlass92 …who the last time he smelled burnt ass hair was at the Salon getting a Perm
[apologies… that one was irresistible]
:zipper_mouth_face: :fortune_cookie:


#1769

If I had tried to light my farts on New Year’s Eve …after 4 days of Chili consumption, that Crime Scene would have been on Unsolved Mysteries! It was bad enough I had to sit close to the fireplace all evening …well “Banished” would be more accurate. Not safety conscious in retrospect.


#1770

Because the needs of the many outweighed the needs of the one!


#1771

Damn @Molly_Mcghee you keep telling my secrets! Stop it wu-mon you know how self conscious I get!


#1772

They were gonna figure out how you went bald eventually.


#1773

Oh now you wanna bring up how I like it when you “dragon breath” my head!? I was your idea to do it to me in the first place, why woul I ask you to light your farts and aim them at the top of my head!?


#1774

Wrong-o. Lies!


#1775

Who’s lying now!?


#1776

-18 last week. Forecast for Wed 1/10 47F. Thurs 50. Crazy. Nuckin Futs.


#1777

I know, why is indiana weather so goofy?


#1778

Hence the saying, “Welcome to Indiana! If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes!”


#1779

OMG! Now I have this image of @Cutlass92 with all of his facial hair singed and the Oh-shit Wile E. Coyote look on his face stuck in my head. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.


#1780

That’s fairly accurate.


#1781

Capture


#1782

Things that could have been yelled across the room for $500 please Alex! :laughing: