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I am surprised you have any left in the bag! Well technically there half in the bag which is more appropriate for a true booze wench 
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Oh makes perfect sense nowâŚ
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LOL I keep getting images of the last moments of the Hindenburg.
Oh, the humanity!
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I am good. Different Navy now.
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I am so controlling the urge to do 15 minutes of jokes re: âFire in the Colonâ. It would be too easy of a setup for @Cutlass92 âŚwho the last time he smelled burnt ass hair was at the Salon getting a Perm
[apologies⌠that one was irresistible]
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If I had tried to light my farts on New Yearâs Eve âŚafter 4 days of Chili consumption, that Crime Scene would have been on Unsolved Mysteries! It was bad enough I had to sit close to the fireplace all evening âŚwell âBanishedâ would be more accurate. Not safety conscious in retrospect.
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Because the needs of the many outweighed the needs of the one!
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Damn @Molly_Mcghee you keep telling my secrets! Stop it wu-mon you know how self conscious I get!
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They were gonna figure out how you went bald eventually.
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Oh now you wanna bring up how I like it when you âdragon breathâ my head!? I was your idea to do it to me in the first place, why woul I ask you to light your farts and aim them at the top of my head!?
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Wrong-o. Lies!
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Whoâs lying now!?
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-18 last week. Forecast for Wed 1/10 47F. Thurs 50. Crazy. Nuckin Futs.
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I know, why is indiana weather so goofy?
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Hence the saying, âWelcome to Indiana! If you donât like the weather, wait five minutes!â
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OMG! Now I have this image of @Cutlass92 with all of his facial hair singed and the Oh-shit Wile E. Coyote look on his face stuck in my head. Not pretty. Not pretty at all.
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Thatâs fairly accurate.
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Things that could have been yelled across the room for $500 please Alex! 
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