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What Vapers Spouses Say:


#1

Whats yours say?

Mines usually on the note of, Can you make me ***** usually followed by oh my does that stink like (%*$


#2

Mmmm, you smell like strawberry babe!

Benefit of vaping, because 6 months ago she would have said: Sweat!


#3

"Honey can you add Vaper Towels to the shopping list? …yeah I mean paper towels


#4

More like DO YOU REALLY NEED ANOTHER mod, tank, flavor, battery, etc.etc.etc.


#5

that smells bad. Smells like your baking a cake in the middle of the night he gets up expecting cake lmfao
(while he smells like dirty ashtray)


#6

That’s typically what I hear as well lol


#7

do you really need that much flavours
what happened to your other vape
you say smoking is addictive


#8

I’ve run out of X again can you make me some more and some more of the other one too…

Ergh… that smells like farts… :confounded:


#9

I happen to be clairvoyant and already saw that one coming so I divorced in 1992. No hassle in this house :smiling_imp:


#10

(The Daughter) god it smells nice up here.
(The Wife) SHUT THAT BLOODY DOOR… its stinks


#11

I CAN’T SEE THE BLOODY TV!!!

regularly…


#12

Well she just decided to make a new quote… She said she sometimes feels like she lives with puff the magic dragon


#13

My husband hates the smell hes always saying “can you blow that the other way”. I did run into a stranger that said “wow that smells good!”. I have a air filter in the house which helps for when hes home.


#14

I get the " That stinks like burning candy" Little does she suspect that’s the one I’m trying hardest to clone :slight_smile:


#15

i need a new mod and tank , im tired of getting your hand me downs , lol or , isnt that juice ready , or can you add more nicotine in mine


#16

my lady in a truly sarcastic tone: "oooohhh great another GrimmGreen video…yay"
me: "still better than your Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes"
my lady: …
me: slowly backing away


#17

Serves you right for dissing Buffy :grinning:


#18

Oh I know :laughing::laughing:

edit: I am starting to get into it thanks to her lol


#19

“…another one?”


#20

My daughter was a fan, I know it by heart now.