Deal, can I pick my own cow?
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I thought they preferred to choose who eats them.
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No, they come round the table to advertise their tastiest bits. The paying customer gets to choose, not the cow.
That would be the world upside down and we canât have that.
It definitely has to be free range and not vaccinated.
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Indeed they did, though I always assumed they might be able to choose who consumed them based on their impression of the customer. I certainly would be fussy on this point myself. Although, maybe I had too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters when pondering that.
If they ever revisited there, Iâd expect one animal to shout âYou! You again!â to Arthur.
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If the two of us ever walk in there, Iâd expect the waiter to ask you if you want your usual table.
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It is the only restaurant in the universe where I would expect to hear that.
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St. Vitus is here - let the festivities begin.
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You better book a table bro!
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Lets celebrate with some Vogon poetry.
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning)
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I donât!
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Not being heavy doesnât instantly qualify you as my bro. Being a Muslim who doesnât want to instantly burn me on stake does though.
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Sounds pretty nonsensical to me. Why would a Muslim want to do that to you?
The first thing that will happen, as the picture below will show you, is that you lose your beard.
I thought they were in the business of collecting souls with beards.
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Being a wizard is a capital offence in Sharia Law. I decided to adopt the guise of a Sufi mystic when I was in Saudi.
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I would be careful with that. Remember what happened to Mansur Al-Hallaj?
Saying Anaâl Haqq over and over didnât do him any favours.
If I remember correctly he was burned after they chopped most of his body parts off.
Sounds to me like youâre jumping out of the frying pan into the fire.
The area I live in is primarily Muslim.
I am feeling your pain. Iâve been accused of witchery myself 
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Me too, so the ever growing beard acts as a very practical disguise.
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Iâve tried, but my beard doesnât want to grow.
Tried a headscarf, but the dog was a dead giveaway.
Now I just use the dog. That usually keeps them at bay.
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