My favorite quotes are here:
“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.”
(TechnoBlade)
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That’s a quote from Steve Jobs, which was in turn adapted from one by Vincent van Gogh.
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Who got it from Genghis Khan, I believe.
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Who probably stole it from Cicero.
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Who most assuredly got it from Hammurabi.
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Who got it from Charleton Heston when he brought down the tablets from Mount Sinai
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Who probably got it from Chuck Norris when he round-kicked the universe and created the planets.
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It’s sure sounds a lot better than train wreck, we’ve had too many of those as it is.
If they had been as busy testing for IQ as they have been for Covid, we would’ve had an explosion of the mentally retarded.
I sure hope they come up with a vaccine for that pretty soon.
Anyway, favourite quotes:
Politics is a snake pit, a home for snakes.
You’re not going to find anything else there.
Jose van Rijn.
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Hate when you go to spit out the window and the window is CLOSED… yeah I hate that! 
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Not as bad as being trapped between windows when you hoped to dispose of an unflushable poo. I’ll let Whang explain:
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Not even gonna ask how you found that one!
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I will excuse it as due to an ability to find obscure things from when I studied blasphemous libel.
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Do not feed the mouth that bites you.
My own.
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And all of them were inspired by Lilith.
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I had to watch it, I’m poo obsessed. I come from The Shit Family.
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Makes perfect sense.
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Are they Catalans? They are the most scatological of all cultures.
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That’s why I come up with all these quotes. One of my daughters is regularly out of touch with reality, psychoses they call that.
One of the last times I saw her she asked me if I was Lilith and if she had to bow for me.
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Though a distressing issue, I would have just reminded her that she was so close to me that she didn’t need to worry about any formalities. But then, a sizeable portion of my blood relatives suffer from mental health issues or are sectioned. Personally I think my auntie was being completely sane when she decided to burn down the office of her incompetent psychiatrist - expediency is not the same as insanity.
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Heehee, I supposedly have some royal Spanish blood in my veins, a story passed down on my mother’s side. Probably inaccurate, they all had illusions of grandeur.
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