Are you kidding? Most women I know watch football for the ass action 
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That’s exactly why I DON’T watch foot ball! I mean, what if I went, “Whoa!”
Okay, truth be told, I grew up in Michigan. EVERY thanksgiving, we watched the Lions lose! Kinda ruined it, ya know?
Live in California now. There was this one year, several years ago, the 49rs were playing against the New England Patriots in the Superbowl and I had the bigger TV so my neighbor came over with his wife.
Half way through the game she says, “Wait a minute. How can New England play in the National Football League? They’re foreigners.”
Damn. Shouldn’t have remembered that. My brain hurts now.
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'Nother time she saw a sticker on the back window of a mini-van. Obama/Biden. Called me in hysterics. There’s someone promoting Osama Bin Laden!
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Brunette. Artificial Intelligence?
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Okay, okay, these must be coming straight out of your personal joke book.
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Ah, you’ve been on Reddit 
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I kid you not! This woman was bat shit crazy! Mimosa (Champaign and OJ) and a joint for breakfast. I have no problem with weed, I smoked copious amount through my 40’s but damn!
Another and also true. She’s get so ripped she’d beat the crap out of her husband. He was rather a bit half in the bag, too, so one evening he called and asked me to give him a ride to a Motel in town. I did of course…
Soon as I got back she called saying I took him to pick up a hooker. I said, “Yep! Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear!”
She came over, banging on the door and screaming. Wife called the police and said we had a 5150 at our address. It means someone is going nuts.
The code to my voicemail? 5150. The pin on my debit card? 5150. Code to our safe? Take a guess.
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I guess all 3.
A couple decades ago when I bought a new vehicle, along with the keys I was also given a tiny flat bar of metal (maybe 3/8 x 1 inch long) and engraved on it were digits in case I ever lost keys. Yup, that’s been my code forever.
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The 49ers have never played the Pats in the Superbowl. They’ve played Cincy, Miami, Denver, San Diego, Baltimore and Kansas City.
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Some people don’t like change, but you need to embrace change if the alternative is disaster.
- Elon Musk
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Oops, wrong thread I thought this was the memes and jokes. 
Let me find a quote real quick.
…“when there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.”
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LOL! Shows what I know about football! Some important game.
I had 2 TV’s and a computer showing the game. Want a cocktail, Watch on the computer, want a snack, watch the TV above the Fireplace.
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And if you’re bald, you probably want to ban shampoo, as it’s offensive.
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“And if you’re bald, you probably want to ban shampoo, as it’s offensive.”
~ Pauly Walnuts, AkA “Brain”
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i have to ask why you are doing this?
its just a copy and paste
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Because it’s a great quote.
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We’re there.
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