Man, I’ve seen those extractors for $800 +!
I have a brother in law… Dunno where he went to school for it, but he’s a professional asshole.
If there was an Olympic game for assholes, he’d be disqualified for being over qualified!
Early '80’s we backed our computers up to tapes. Internal, not external. He asked to borrow mine and I said as long as it’s here by noon Sunday, sure. That’s when I do my backups. His church was only a couple miles from my house, so he said no problem. Should have known better.
Sunday, 1:00 pm. No backup yet. Called, sister answered, asked what was up, says she doesn’t know… I ask her to ask him to call me. 2 pm, no call, called him, he’s in the garden, she says. Me: Did you all go to church today? Her: Of course we did. What kind of people do you think we are?
So, you were within a couple of miles from me and you decided not to keep you promise. Her: I don’t know anything about it. Me: Tell him if I don’t here from him within the next 30 minutes, we’re going to have a problem. Her: Snorts.
30 minutes later, I call. Say’s she doesn’t know where he is. Me: Okay, have it your way!
Every 2 minutes, I called, she says to stop calling, 2 minutes later, again. And again… 20 times maybe? He finally answers and asks me to “Stop fucking harassing us!” Me: I will as soon as my drive is here. Him: Why, it broke. Me: How did you break it? Him: It didn’t, the receptacle for the power broke of when I removed it.
Me: Oh, so that’s how you broke it. back and forth calls ME an asshole a few times.
Finally I’m done playing with his head making him angry, I say, well, I’m willing to split the cost, “WE” can see if there’s an external drive. Him: I ain’t paying for that POS. Me: Then “let’s” get a good one that we can share easily.
Good old days when you could slam the phone down on the cradle. Which is what he did after calling me a fucking asshole.
Asked the wife what kinda church she thought they attended. She was a deacon at her church. Says, “The Church of Hypocrisy?”