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House Democrats Introduce Bill To Ban All Flavors And Online Sales

Makes sense. He was atamite about wishing he had never gotten involved.

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if i was a politician and knew about the PMTA id back off and let the Applications do my work :wink:

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While the rest of the flex their muscles and proclaim strong action. Same old gooberment BS. Create a hyperbolic problem that doesnt exist and fix it by banning something that is inaquous. Scum.

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Exactly同reach then gobble those bastards up :wink:

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Unfortunately you are asking too much. They are literally sacks of shit. Not on the menu.

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Hello there!!!

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Is this a joke?

Thought US was more open for things.

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:rofl: Youre funny!

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Ah, it is indeed. You want to identify as a shovel? You bet. Want to marry a leopard? Go for it. But, want to vape? Criminal.

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THE UNBELIEVABLE LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE BANNED BY SAN FRANCISCO

Happy Meal toys
Sitting or lying on the sidewalk
Phone books
Segways
Soda, bottled water from vending machine
City employees are not allowed to use tax money to travel to Arizona, Kansas, Mississippi, North Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Kentucky, South Dakota, and Texas
Advertisements with guns or violence
Plastic bags
Styrofoam food packaging
Packing peanuts
Clove cigarettes
Fur products
Chocolate milk in schools
Cats being declawed
Jr. ROTC
Contracts with anyone that utilizes tropical hardwood or redwood
Airplanes with advertisements
Tobacco in drug stores and supermarkets
Plastic bags
City purchases of any items from Apple Computer
Street chess
Stickball
Menthol cigarettes
Flavored tobacco
Flavored vaping products
Goldfish
Pet stores (other than rescue dogs & cats)
Stink bombs
Walking more than 8 dogs at a time
Cemeteries
Cremating corpses
Hosting a masked ball without a permit
Letting your dog stick its head out of the car window
Sharing a cigar cutter
Washing your car with non-recycled water
Slingshots
Riding a bike on the sidewalk over the age of 13
Going into a public toilet with another adult
Carrying bread, cakes, or pastry in an open basket
Owning beef cattle
Mule meat
Being boisterous on a city bus
Letting a dog ride in your car unless its belted, tethered, or in a carrier

SOURCES:
http://wwd.com//san-francisco-becomes-largest-u-s-city-to/
http://www.thewire.com//banned-san-fran-guide-what-/39375/
http://www.buzzfeed.com//10-things-that-are-banned-in-san-
http://www.myfoxny.com//san-francisco-considers-banning-bu
http://www.frugal-cafe.com//ban-crazy-san-francisco-does-/
http://www.upi.com//San-Francisco-bans-stre/2811379538561/
http://www.thenewamerican.com//12043-city-of-san-francisco
https://www.sfgate.com//25-things-that-are-illegal-in-San-
http://www.onlyinyourstate.com///crazy-laws-san-francisco/
http://sftodo.com//09/02/strangest-laws-in-san-francisco.h

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I just read this aloud to my hub and daughter (shes ten) and she responded with what the fuuuuuu?! BTW shes allowed to cuss at home, ONLY. It made me so proud of her.

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Damnit!!! :rage: Now thats going too far!

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What the absolute F*** is that about.

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Damn! I thought our nanny state of Queensland was bad. This list is beyond ridiculous.
Going to a public toilet with another adult. :rofl: What goes on over there. :thinking:

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San Francisco? Dont ask. I have been there several times for business trips. It is beautiful, and the weather is sublime. I left my house when it was 97F, and at the airport there it was 68F in July. Nice architecture, nice natural scenery. But the people ruin it. The main story when I was there last was how to deal with naked people leaving butt-smears on public bus seats. I mean, really now.

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Oh this is too much :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Sadly true. That was the hot topic when I was there last. I was there in August (not July, sorry) of 2014. Actually got to be there for the Napa Quake (really fun, by the way).

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hmmm I wonder how they deal with dead people?
oh, wait I get it.
Dead folk are banned.

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Maybe they escort them to just outside the City limits. Oakland perhaps?

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Holy cow cake :scream:

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