Ah, it is indeed. You want to identify as a shovel? You bet. Want to marry a leopard? Go for it. But, want to vape? Criminal.
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THE UNBELIEVABLE LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE BANNED BY SAN FRANCISCO
• Happy Meal toys
• Sitting or lying on the sidewalk
• Phone books
• Segways
• Soda, bottled water from vending machine
• City employees are not allowed to use tax money to travel to Arizona, Kansas, Mississippi, North Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Kentucky, South Dakota, and Texas
• Advertisements with guns or violence
• Plastic bags
• Styrofoam food packaging
• Packing peanuts
• Clove cigarettes
• Fur products
• Chocolate milk in schools
• Cats being declawed
• Jr. ROTC
• Contracts with anyone that utilizes tropical hardwood or redwood
• Airplanes with advertisements
• Tobacco in drug stores and supermarkets
• Plastic bags
• City purchases of any items from Apple Computer
• Street chess
• Stickball
• Menthol cigarettes
• Flavored tobacco
• Flavored vaping products
• Goldfish
• Pet stores (other than rescue dogs & cats)
• Stink bombs
• Walking more than 8 dogs at a time
• Cemeteries
• Cremating corpses
• Hosting a masked ball without a permit
• Letting your dog stick its head out of the car window
• Sharing a cigar cutter
• Washing your car with non-recycled water
• Slingshots
• Riding a bike on the sidewalk over the age of 13
• Going into a public toilet with another adult
• Carrying bread, cakes, or pastry in an open basket
• Owning beef cattle
• Mule meat
• Being boisterous on a city bus
• Letting a dog ride in your car unless it’s belted, tethered, or in a carrier
SOURCES:
http://wwd.com/…/san-francisco-becomes-largest-u-s-city-to…/
http://www.thewire.com/…/banned-san-fran-guide-what-…/39375/
http://www.buzzfeed.com/…/10-things-that-are-banned-in-san-…
http://www.myfoxny.com/…/san-francisco-considers-banning-bu…
http://www.frugal-cafe.com/…/ban-crazy-san-francisco-does-…/
http://www.upi.com/…/San-Francisco-bans-stre…/2811379538561/
http://www.thenewamerican.com/…/12043-city-of-san-francisco…
https://www.sfgate.com/…/25-things-that-are-illegal-in-San-…
http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/…/…/crazy-laws-san-francisco/
http://sftodo.com/…/09/02/strangest-laws-in-san-francisco.h…
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I just read this aloud to my hub and daughter (she’s ten) and she responded with “what the fuuuuuu?!” BTW she’s allowed to cuss at home, ONLY. It made me so proud of her.
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Damnit!!! 
Now that’s going too far!
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What the absolute F*** is that about.
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Damn! I thought our nanny state of Queensland was bad. This list is beyond ridiculous.
Going to a public toilet with another adult. 
What goes on over there. 
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San Francisco? Don’t ask. I have been there several times for business trips. It is beautiful, and the weather is sublime. I left my house when it was 97F, and at the airport there it was 68F in July. Nice architecture, nice natural scenery. But the people ruin it. The main story when I was there last was how to deal with naked people leaving butt-smears on public bus seats. I mean, really now.
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Oh this is too much 
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Sadly true. That was the hot topic when I was there last. I was there in August (not July, sorry) of 2014. Actually got to be there for the Napa Quake (really fun, by the way).
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hmmm… I wonder how they deal with dead people?
oh, wait… I get it.
Dead folk are banned.
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Maybe they escort them to just outside the City limits. Oakland perhaps?
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Holy cow cake 
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