Now, you too, can step out in true Howling Wolf Style! Summer is here and what better way to show your cool factor in the heat than to sport the latest in wolf wear.
First up! If you don’t have a “three wolves howling at the moon” shirt, you’ve been living under a rock! A sure fire way to attract the opposite sex. But be careful, the magnetic pull of that moon and the silent mournful cries of those three wolves can be too much for some people.
Oh, these shorts are spectacularly vicious! Those piercing green eyes sure have that, “come hither” pull, from which no one can escape! You’ll be saying, “Careful now…he bites!”.
Ya gotta have something on those “dawgs” of yours, 'cause they cain’t be hurt’in!
These skids will be saying to anyone around, “Hate on me and these things will be leaving wolf tracks all over your body!”.
Now for the coup de gras of cool! From hand to mouth, with one smooth motion, you will make all want to howl at the moon with your very own… “Wolverine” VW Wolf Mod.
With a howling 30 watts of vaping power and the golden flash of your true animal spirit in hand, you’re sure to exude the ultimate, untamable and somewhat aloof air of the unpredictable predator you wish you were.
Small print:
This item comes with a 15 minute limited warranty and one small blue screwdriver.
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Gorgeous animal you have there, by the way! Breed?
I had a buddy that had a cross between a malamute and a timber wolf; that thing would look straight through you and you’d feel him sucking your soul out of your body if you looked him in the eyes!
All my dogs are rescue dogs and I was told that the closest they could guess Athos was malamute/shepherd mix. He’s an old timer now. Probably close to 14 y/o.
A few years ago I was filling up at a gas station and this RV pulls up and this lady gets out with the two biggest animals I have ever seen. She said they were Giant Malamutes. When these guys got out, the RV must have raised a foot higher. They were monstrous.
There’s a wolf rescue not too far from where I live and they do tours by appointment. Up close to these beasts is a real experience. I think it’s been the only time I could relate to looking at a pair of eyes and seeing an “old soul”. Truly amazing creatures.
It will be revealed to you in your dreams if you are truly in touch with your inner wolf spirit. Oh yeah, you kinda have to make quiet little howling sounds as you drift off to sleep (very important).
Most definitely! You with the status card and @Lostmarbles with Athos are a shoe in for the wolf spirit to visit you in the night and give you the answers you seek.
Jimk, Have you forgotten that MixedUp1 must wear his Vape goggles with the little wipers as he sleeps to be visited by the spirit of the wolf. Seems you have forgotten the most important thing…
