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I didn't know vaping was *that* satisfying

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Sheesh… no words anymore for this kind of crud.

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Thought it was kinda funny myself🤭

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This is active now on the local news website I usually find the anti-vaping propaganda on, but since some people can’t get to that site when I link it, I put up the YT I found instead.

Source site (this morning that article is the lead story on the site for some reason):

https://www.kmov.com/news/parkway-student-suspended-for-posting-joke-flyer-saying-masturbation-is/article_28815e52-4948-11ea-8944-236bc405813c.html

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That kid is in an improve group, I would say he is going places if he decides to pursue comedy…that’s hilarious lol

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Only real mistake the kid made IMO was adding the school “logo” (or whatever) to it. I doubt it would have been a 2 week slam otherwise.

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Oh come on, if those students can’t make out that this was a joke and not an official statement from the school then they have bigger issues to worry about!
This whole incident says more about the school than about a teenager being a teenager.

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Yet… I’m still vaping…
:thinking:

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As a ‘safe alternative’ I imagine this would be a difficult decision for some people. I say just do both…simultaneously! :yum:

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Come come now …that anti-vaping punk is clearly a Jerk-off. I was gonna make a joke that vaping while masturbating is safe but I thought about the legal liabilities and backspaced over it.
[insert .edu logo here]
:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :woozy_face: :triumph: :dash: :dash: :dash: :boom: :exploding_head: :sleeping:

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Perhaps you could try some other uses for your VG …

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Thespis Forbid! :japanese_ogre:

That kid has no business being a thespian! Anti-vaping theatre person? Really?!? Everybody knows that you’ve got to be a socially deviant individual to be in the theatre world. :smiling_imp:

C’mon… you’ve either got to be a junkie, homosexual, lesbian, criminal, thief, grifter, lier, cheater, bum, moocher, sexually depraved, untrustworthy or plain ‘ole ner-do-well type person to be in the theatre. He’s a poseur. :rage: Poseur should be dismissed with a firm finger to one side of the nostril and a forceful blow of snot out the other nostril… aiming towards their general direction!

I can say this because… I’ve been in the theatre world for 40 years! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:… and I vape. :kissing_heart::dash:

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It is nice to see @BoDarc again!

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Uhm yeah but don’t use your PG …er a friend once told me :roll_eyes: …and no we weren’t trying to not vape

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Masturbation with friends?!
Did I hear that right?!!!
Somebody answer me please or else I’ll check my recipes for hallucinogens :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Kids today… fear of HPV, AIDS, and Death-by-Vape …it’s all they got now, by video dude’s own admission. Whodda known vaping was a gateway drug to circle jerks? This is when I’m glad to be old. I mean I’m guilty of rubbing one out on “occasion” …but I’m always “the one”. By occasion I mean like when the sun goes down …or comes up …or when the wife goes to the Mall. That kid got expelled for a week or two …you know what was up …little perv. “Mom!? can’t you knock!? I was trying to not vape!”

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