there would have to be something about it that i really don’t like for me to not get one. a rubbery body could be that thing.
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right up there next to the EvilDildo 
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That is exactly what I plan on calling it!! Out loud
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if i had edit skills, i would hang a Srotum under a EvilDildo 
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With apologies to those with an IQ over 30:
Whoa, whats that?
- My Scutum.
Can I hold it?
- Sure. Take a hit off of it.
Feels good in the hand.
- I know right? Plus, you can splash it and no harm, no foul.
Can you replay?
- All day long. Only wish it was a squoker. I like to squeeze and juice up.
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With my vision, I’m happy to see anyone.
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Had to be done-SORRY!
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Well I checked both the EVOLV site and the EVOLV forums. Didn’t notice anything on a new DNA chipset. 
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It’s there TZ. You can look at the escribe firmware thread. 
Same footprint as the 75 and 250, but not swappable due to the location of the USB C connector. Parallel board.
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Lol, is this a device for men only?
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I think it’s for those lacking balls.
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well, idk. but i can say i don’t get a thrill fondling my Scotum . so maybe women can use one of these. 
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This name is rather poorly chosen when ‘Plastron’ serves up the same meaning, sounds so much better and fits in with LV’s esoteric naming trend. Obviously the interns took over naming that day.
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lets look at the bright side = they didn’t name it Jock-Strap
as far as my interest in it = i am interesting in wanting a 100c, “needing”? NO.
so i am going to let this one ride and wait for a sale to see how i feel. and down the line they will come out with different iterations, so see how those look.
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With their misspellings it would probably be ball-sock.
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The first DNA mod that I like visually.
But I stay with my Dicodes
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