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Memes, Jokes, Riddles

Been a while, post up the things that give you the giggles. (Within the rules, of course :wink:)

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I have a joke…

Ready ???

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That’s the joke

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That’s a good one

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You can tell who has kids in school… Memphis decided to have school in the building and the parents that want there kids to do online school can decide to if they wish… EVERY PARENT has there kid in school. Not one elected to do online. Yikes, how many of us would need a babysitter or kid sitter?

Thats my joke. Funny right?

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A man parks in a disabled space. A cop asks “What’s your disability, you look healthy”
The guy looks at the cop and says:
“Tourettes, you c*nt!”

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not a meme, joke or riddle…but just saw this gem :smiley:

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Public transport in Manchaster / Salford issued a press release to mention that snakes are not a replacement for the mandatory face masks. Who would have expected to ever read such a thing in the news…
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I don’t know… it does seem as though it would be pretty effective in keeping that ‘6 feet apart’ thing happening.

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Who knows, the next stop there may be a person with a pet bunny in his/her face. Then you’re in trouble. And bunnies weren’t mentioned in the press release.

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I can see the headline- Man Fined For Allowing His Mask To Eat Another Man’s Mask. Yep, sad sign of the times.

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“Face mask put down by vet after incident on bus”

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I don’t need that kind of friend :grimacing:

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Had to down load the mantis joke.lol

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