Guten Morgen is good morning in German
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A captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted menâs barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, âWhatâs the camel for?â
The sergeant replied, âWell sir itâs a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel.â
The captain said, âWell if itâs good for morale, then I guess itâs all right with me.â
After he had been at the outpost for about 6 months the captain couldnât stand it any longer so he told his sergeant, âBRING IN THE CAMEL!!!â
The sergeant shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captainâs quarters. The captain got a footstool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, âIs that how the enlisted men do it?â
The sergeant replied, âWell sir, they usually just use it to ride into town and pick up womenâŚâ
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Iâll give you 2 dollars via paypal if you know who the top picture is of.
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Not only do many of our youth donât know what a woman is, theyâre unclear on what a man is as well.
At least Ziggy had talent, class and style.
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And we had Prince when he was a symbol with no name at all.
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Prince could ball.
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I remember that one. Good stuff!
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Iâve never been much on fashion, but I got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. My secretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there it was, on the back of a kitchen chair.
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Bruce Lee was fast but he had an even faster brother âŚ
⌠Sudden Lee.
Yeah, I know 
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It always triggers a memory of the rap battle for me.
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