Memes, Jokes, Riddles

Everybody knows that’s a one armed divining rod.

Stick…yeah right.

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Obviously, it’s a branch. Learn your basics, boys. :roll_eyes:

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That is a something you’ll poke your eye out with it.

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I’m no Biden fan but I do like to sniff out the facts because I believe in the right to bear arms and want to know what my rights are. Here is what the bill contains:

“It does not ban sales of assault-style rifles or high-capacity magazines. But it does take some steps on background checks by allowing access, for the first time, to information on significant crimes committed by juveniles.”

“The new law blocks gun sales to those convicted of abusing unmarried intimate partners and cracks down on gun sales to purchasers convicted of domestic violence. It also provides new federal funding to states that administer “red flag” laws intended to remove guns from people deemed dangerous to themselves and others.”

If you fear that someone can easily have your gun(s) removed by claiming you are a danger to yourself or others, think again. Threat assessment is a rigorous vetting that is still being developed and each state will probably have their own assessment guidelines. I don’t have details on that but you can find substantial information online about it.

P.S. Biden passed a bill at 2am? Didn’t you say he was in bed shitting his Depends?

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He is in Canada, they dont have any rights. :wink:

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Not only that, while the rest of the Canadians are growing weed he’s the only one growing lettuce.

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Oh ffs, and he’s riling up 2nd amendment rights activists in America?

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We need a post of the month button

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Good idea…I think.

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And y’all just proved his point. Don’t encourage him! :roll_eyes:

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Oh no I’m so sorry we fell for it :rofl:

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Well aren’t you just an ol’ stick in the mud :slight_smile:

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Awww c’mon, it was fun.
Besides, Joel needs no encouragement from the likes of us

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I am currently UN-riled.

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Yeah, the U.N. gets me riled up too.

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What’s a flat earthers favourite flavour?

Sphere-mint

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

You walk him, and pitch to the rhino.

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Wait what, it’s not normal to have 3 balls?

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Only in baseball

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