Memes, Jokes, Riddles

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That means someone must have tried doing it!

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Thank God for instructions @Rocky02852.

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@Pastorfuzz this is an EXACT example that I use all the time, from an iron I saw many years ago, that had a warning slip in the box. Same thing.

Back in olden times, if you WERE stupid enough to iron a shirt while wearing it, and burned yourself, you would NOT tell anyone out of shame…

NOW, well, …you apparently put on your best pair of pajamas and go to your lawyer’s office.

  • Shame
  • Personal Responsibility
  • Intelligence

are not as common as they used to be.

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ONLY when stopped @Rocky02852, and DOUBLE points, if it’s in the car NEXT to you.

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I wish there was a thumbs down for this one muhahaha!

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Who reads instructions???

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I remember driving on a back roads highway in Arizona and a convertible passed me going at least 90. Both the driver and girlfriend were naked and she was doing a very fine impression of someone riding a bronco while he was yahooing and waving as they passed

I miss road trips.

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Now they tell me…

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Mine is getting a new rear tire.

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Wonder if that works with bears?

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No, You won’t be able to catch a Bear with a cardboard box.
Peanut Butter, if you rub Peanut Butter all over yourself. Right before you go hiking/hunting. You will increase your chances of catching a Bear.
I hope that is helpful :raised_hand:

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