Memes, Jokes, Riddles

[Lostmarbles]

Bet it’s more reliable than the truck

[Rocky02852]

I still get a kick out of their battery quick-change stations tho!
https://mobile.twitter.com/jonathansampson/status/1299376125903122432?lang=en

[robrrt1]

Slap a pair of wings on it and you’d have a pretty cool screensaver
(some folks may not catch that reference)

[robrrt1]

There’s a Twister sequel coming and I wanted to point out that they rejected my screenplay

[Ken_O_Where]

I read this over and hour ago, sent it to all my old fart friends and im still laughing. So true and still so funny.

[TorturedZen]

[Pastorfuzz]

You know that was going to be the #1

[Cary1]

Funny…and so true !!

[Rocky02852]

Mother of Pearl ??

[SessionDrummer]

Mother In Law ??

[TimWV]

MOAB (mother of all bombs)

[Martin48]

English mother******, English!

[Lostmarbles]

[Lostmarbles]

The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons makes me question this exercise and healthy eating thing.

BTW, its funny how “exercise” sounds so close to “extra fries”.

[Lostmarbles]

[Lostmarbles]

[Bad_Influence]

[Lostmarbles]

[TorturedZen]

[Mark_Turner]

Go large, Then go home