Memes, Jokes, Riddles

Bet it’s more reliable than the truck

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I still get a kick out of their battery quick-change stations tho!
https://mobile.twitter.com/jonathansampson/status/1299376125903122432?lang=en

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Slap a pair of wings on it and you’d have a pretty cool screensaver
(some folks may not catch that reference)

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There’s a Twister sequel coming and I wanted to point out that they rejected my screenplay

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I read this over and hour ago, sent it to all my old fart friends and im still laughing. So true and still so funny.

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You know that was going to be the #1

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Funny…and so true !!

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Mother of Pearl ??

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Mother In Law ??

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MOAB (mother of all bombs) :bomb: :joy:

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English mother******, English! :rofl:

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The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons makes me question this exercise and healthy eating thing.

BTW, its funny how “exercise” sounds so close to “extra fries”.

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Go large, Then go home :smiley:

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