All rights to this one go to Jon Lovitz
There are 6 older Jewish ladies at a ridiculously high priced, highfalutin restaurant…
They have just been served the main course…
They’re about a 1/4 of the way through the course…
The waiter stops at the table and says…
“Well, ladies… is anything alright?!?”
We’re also pretty close to having an A-10 in our pocket 
Not sure how well BRRRRRRT would work as a ringtone though
All rights go to Dave Allen (RIP).
A nun scrambles out of bed, realizing she has terribly overslept, hurries to dress herself, scurries to the corridor, and makes her way to see Mother Superior, with whom she has an appointment.
She passes another Sister who says, “Oh dear! You got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
She gets the same exact greeting from at least 10 other Sisters, as she is practically running down the corridor to her meeting.
Livid from all the other Sister’s remarks and breathless from the hurried trip down the corridor, she enters Mother Superior’s chambers.
Mother Superior stands there, silently, looking the Sister up and down, breathes a long sigh, and curiously shakes her head. Just as Mother Superior is about to speak, the Sister reacts by practically shouting, “Don’t YOU tell me I look like I got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning!”
Mother Superior says, “No. That wasn’t what I was going to say. I was just going to ask… Why are you wearing the Bishop’s shoes?”
I really don’t know what it is, Im part Italian and I talk with my hands too lol. I cracked up the first time I saw this. My grandma came from Italy as a kid, could speak fluent Italian but never did because she wanted to speak English.
Didnt ya hear? Amos won the jackpot, and I hear Ezekiel is very jealous.
Omg, had no idea there was a Panic, PA. They really have the best names. Blueball, Intercourse.
