How on earth do I poor without getting it everywhere 
I want to poor it in to my 500ml squeeze bottle
You use a funnel.
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to be honest, I just pour it, no funnels nor nuffink,
usually over a kitchen sink, but never spilled any yet, it’s so viscous you can guage where it is going to pour before it reaches the bottle. Mine is in several 250ml bottles and I top them up regularly, just have faith
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I read it like he had trouble and got VG everywhere, thats why i mentioned a funnel.
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ah, ok, then I shaddup !
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Slowly, i dont use a funnel, just start slow so you get a fine pour 🖒
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you shaddup too !
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Eat a dick 
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Guys, don’t shaddup, keep talking, without talk no fun. 
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I’d eat yours but I don’t like crabs
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well THAT killed the conversation !!!
So … um … how 'bout them red sox huh?
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Now there’s tea everywhere at my desk - my goodness, this place… rofl Wiping tea and tears and can’t stop laughing. Thanks for being you, all.
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I just poor without a funnel. Never had a problem with vg or pg. patience is a virtue.
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Also, with VG, pouring too closely gives to wide of a column. Raise it up some, and it thins out to a smaller stream. It’s all about the girth.
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Carefully… Otherwise pour it in space… 
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That’s what she said…
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Shoosh I can’t hear the others insulting each other.
Use an intermediate vessel as a second step.
Think of it like gasoline. You don’t get a tank full of gas from the oil refinery. First it’s distributed to gas stations via a truck or pipeline. Then it’s pumped into your vehicle at a much more controllable rate.
You could always get a glass beaker but you should be able to pour quite comfortably from a 5 litre to at least a 50ml bottle