Are kidding? Dude, you are Efing hilarious and the amount of time you put into a written review… How bout this; I’ll aspire to be such a hard working Mo Fo.
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Lol… Dan, you’re doing great man, you’re exactly where you need to be, it’s all hard work dude, just have to keep pluggin away 
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Another killer review that made me belly laugh, and it’s a BIG belly.
Informative and funny at the same time 
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HAha, mine too. I’ve had it for a couple of years now but I have never been “fat” before. Then I injured myself and can’t be as “active” as I would like to be. Then I stopped the opioids (5+ years clean) and everything went to my gut from there. 
It was quite an adjustment. Being fat kinda sucks. I can’t say I really care what I look like to others. It’s just harder being fat.
Ok then. Sorry, that just came out…
OMG!!! I swear. This isn’t my review you commented on Oh Lord, I need help.
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There should be a Vape Gear University of Righteous Reviewers because I’m fairly certain you would graduate first in your class.
Fine review brother…your descriptions about getting ‘pissed’ and the critters in Australia I read aloud to my wife. She doesn’t vape but I think you have a new fan! Thank you.
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Brilliant!! Lmao thank you brother, entertaining a none vaper is a new one on me hahaha, love it, thanks for your kind words man 
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Forgive me brother Ogre 
I appear to have missed your comment, I think you of all people will really dig this tank, and as always I very much respect and appreciate your feedback man 
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The flavour is great, my one gripe with the blotto is when rewicking. Once you unscrew the build deck the glass is only held on with an oring right at the end, a firm look is enough to knock it off and juice everywhere.
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Oh I’ve got a few like that, I’m totally used to it, had the odd mishap but generally I’m good with that kinda thing, small sacrifice for all that flavour IMO, I’ve heard some chatter about him doing a V2 so who knows, maybe that will be addressed
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Well, it better be as good as you say it is 
I had to overlook that skull and look around like a madman for a shop that still ships to Belgium from within the EU and doesn’t have “vape” or “ecig” in the company name.
I’ve got some
Description: STEEL TUBING
coming my way 
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Nice @anon28032772 mine hasn’t shipped yet, for some reason. I’ll see you at the finish line !!!
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Should be here on Tuesday, hope your finish line isn’t too far away 
Got a single coil Asmodus Zestia for £9 as well and a Zeus x dual too. Curious to see which one gets the most use.
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No pressure then 
Hope you enjoy it as much as I do man
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Just got it, and I have to say, it looks VERY nice, skull doesn’t bother me, not obtrusive, and I think your assessment of the air flow
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So what’s your first impression of the blotto, all that you expected?
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@anon28032772 I have been mad vaping on it, and beyond trying to pack TOO big a set of coils in there (user error), I have to say, it IS a dense little flavor chucker, no question. Is it better than my go to SteamCraves ???
I think my go to’s have better/clearer flavor, BUT, the blotto has a much DENSER flavor ?? I think that’s what I mean. Probably due to the slightly restricted DL airflow. It’s a keeper.
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Excellent description man
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Mine has made it and review coming soon. Luckily I forgot everything you said about it except the part where you like it. I remembered that! 
kidding…
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