San Francisco seeks first ecig ban

Hold the Cilantro in my Marinated Flank Steak e-juice, as I live in gripping, ghastly fear of allergic reactions:

There is one report of hives, facial swelling, and throat swelling in a man who ate cilantro. There is another report of severe diarrhea, stomach pain, darkened skin, depression, lapse of menstruation, and dehydration. … When cilantro comes in contact with the skin, it can cause hives or itching.

I really think that our Marketing Dept. might want to rethink the e-juice product name, “Mad Cow Moonshot”. Our Legal Dept has strongly advised us that “Hot Beef Injection” might also become somewhat controversial

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That’s it … no more Guacamole!

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The thing that bothers me about San Fran is that they embrace Half Naked MEN humping each other in the streets yet wanna protect the children from vaping? Go figure!

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/san-francisco-happy-meal-ban_n_1121186

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They are all sorts of fucked up in Cali, eh?

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