“Has anyone seen my vape?”
“It’s right here.”
“No, the other one.”
“That one?”
“No, the other one.”
“That one?”
“No. Forget it. I’ll find it myself!”
“You really should name them. It’d be easier to know what the hell you’re talking about.”
"I’ll just use another one. Hand me the dark horse dripper.
“What is that?”
“The little black and silver barrel thing with the horse on it.”
“I only see one with a Pegasus.”
“Yeah, that’s it. Give it here, please.”
“You know that a Pegasus isn’t a horse, right? You really should name it. I named mine and you always know what I mean when I ask about my ‘vape thingy’”
“Thanks for your help. Go away now.”
“Glad I could help. Oh, is this it?”
“No, the other one.”
“See? Naming it would be so much easier.”
Ugh, I’m the same way when my folks make a comment about how much “smoke” my setup gives off. I wanna say “this ain’t smoke, there’s no carbon monoxide in this fog” but I let it slide cuz it seems so nitpicky.