No wonder my brother smokes the cheap Chinese ones, I think he said they were $20 maybe $25
Bloody hell - That’s cheap! I have not kept up-to-date with fag prices but a pack of Marlboro would have cost £13 each (for 20) a few year ago. Now, you may be able to barter for a parking space in London for it.
Windsor Berkshire? If so then that’s my old stamping ground, I was born and bred in Ascot just down the road.
I stamped around Berkshire for a few years too. Luckily, I survived.
It’s a small world and I’m glad to hear that you survived it as it can leave some slightly “unhinged” 
Luckily all the CAMRA events got me through it. I have fond memories of the Reading Beer Festival and pub scavenger hunts which lead me to The Magpie and Parrot and petting the legendary Spencer.
Wrong side of the pond, I’m afraid, Lol. Windsor, Ontario, Canada.
I’m across the river, near Detroit.
Ahh I see, my mistake.
You have good taste Sir. I have been known to sample a few of CAMRA’S recommendations over the years and love nothing more than a good Milk Stout or heavy Porter.