TRuLY DrooLY (Bad Drip Drooly Clone)

:grapes: The Full Journey: From Purple Chaos to TRuLY DRooLY :clown_face:

Alright crew, pull up a chair, grab a vape, and let me tell you the story of how a total mix-up on the mixing bench accidentally birthed the best damn candy grape profile I’ve ever made.

It all started because I was chasing that legendary, ultra-saturated, mouth-watering purple madness: Bad Drip’s Drooly. I wanted that aggressive, commercial hard-candy pop, so I sat down at my scale ready to conquer the world.

:x: Part 1: The Endless Trial & Error

Let me tell you, getting here was a nightmare. I spent way too long throwing everything at the wall to see what would stick. I went through so many different grape and hard candy setups, and none of it was it. I tried a heavy hand with Grape Candy (TPA), but it kept tasting thin and chemical. I mixed up a batch with Grape Juice (TPA) trying to get that deep, wet syrup body, but it just came out muddy. I even tried using generic Hard Candy concentrates to get that sugary shell jacket, but it either muted the fruits entirely or left a weird, dry chemical throat-hit on the exhale.

:candy: Part 2: The Cotton Candy Nightmare

But the absolute worst part was trying to find the right sugar base. I tested a ton of different cotton candy flavorings to bind the grapes together, and none of them were true to the taste I wanted. Every single one felt artificial, flat, or weirdly chemical. Then I loaded a test batch up with Cotton Candy (Circus) (TPA) thinking it would bring that heavy candy punch, and man, it was a disaster. It was way too harsh for this mix—scratchy on the throat, aggressively perfumey, and completely ruined the smooth fruit profile I was going for. I also messed around with Cotton Candy Jelly Bean (WF), but it just added a strange waxiness instead of actual body.

Every single test batch felt flat, harsh, or missing that addictive commercial punch. I was ready to declare the profile un-clonable and throw my hands up.

:bar_chart: Part 3: The Chaos & Spreadsheet Addiction

To solve this, I went absolute mad-scientist mode. I literally spent days meticulously sorting all 72 flavors in my stash into a strict tier system. I built a master spreadsheet, calculating exact standalone averages and hardcoding matching specific gravities down to the micro-decimal just to compile it perfect.

But after staring at that massive grid for hours, my brain was totally fried. Packed up the solo v3 arizer and examined my Tier list.

:handshake: Part 4: How I Finally Nailed It With A Little Forum Help

Staring at a total calculation trainwreck on my bench, I finally hopped onto the forums and laid out my master sheet. The Forum Vets took one look at my inventory and cleared up the chaos in seconds:

I adjusted the PG on the fly to balance those two extra drops, tossed it on the scale, mixed it up, and after a 48-hour steep, it is absolutely perfect. It hits you right up front with a bright, vibrant purple candy glaze, gets heavy and sweet in the middle from the clean cotton candy emulsion, and finishes with a sharp, deep concord kick on the exhale.

Huge shoutout to the community for helping dial in the exact percentages to keep you TRuLY DRooLY! :grapes::shaved_ice:

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