OK, you ever come across something that doesn’t really fit into the “Things that made you smile today”, or “What made you mad today”. Well HERE’S your place. I just ran across something today that fits RIGHT into that category.
Ok, so ummm Australia, Woman, Cake Eating Contest, and Death ?? !!!
https://news.yahoo.com/australian-woman-dies-cake-eating-contest-083511806.html
wow… that is something else… 
You’d be saddened to know how many people have died from aspirating food into their lungs too.
“had a seizure after she "shovelled a lamington into her mouth”
” Lamingtons, a traditional Australian dessert, are cube-shaped sponge cakes dipped in chocolate and covered in grated coconut”
So sad, but “death by sponge cake” I can imagine worst ways to go out
I know it looks delicious, all we have over here is Hot Dog eating contest, I’d rather choke on that than a Nathan’s !
“Police said the death was not suspicious [but incredibly stupid] and a report [and memes] would be prepared for the coroner [and internet]. 

Well, we know who lost… did they say who won?
Nope ![]()
It got about 10 seconds on the news last night.
They are yummy - but I wouldn’t eat them quickly - the coconut sticks - as we now know!
I feel bad for the woman who died tho ![]()
Hey where is the little Chinese dude that usually wins… he was so tiny but that dude could wolf down some hot dogs!
I’m not laughing. Nope not doing (while I almost tinkled my pants over this)
You are missing out! One Aussie classic. I don’t think we stole this of the Kiwis.
The best ones have jam and cream in the middle too.

Nah, you can take the honours for that one mate.
Personally I think they suck the big one.
Only cause they were invented by Au not NZ lmao Garry
Lamingtons? One of the best, if not the best culinary concoctions ever invented
. Sponge cake, chocolate and coconut. What’s not to like? Reminds of the time I knocked off a lamington “slab” all by myself. It was a single lamington measuring about 12” square x 2” high. Man it was good
. And yes @marsh8, the jam & cream ones are pretty tasty
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And the Darwin Award goes to…?
Isn’t it obvious?
The cake!
Definitely the coconut.
(stringy textures suck. Same reason I hate pineapple. lol. Yay for flavors!)
It sounds like a delicious cake! Imagine standing next to her… You’re just about to take your first bite when you see her having a seizure from her first bite. Imagine the reaction you’d have???
I’d be thinking (eye bulging and dropping my jaw), “WHAT THE FUUUUU…??? NO way man! WTF’s in this Sh*t??? Oh HELL NO!” Then slowly pace the cake back on the table and go wash my hands as I hold them in the air like a surgeon does so I don’t tough anything!

