I’m not here often but today wins the prize. My condo neighbors are snowbirds and instead of prepping their unit properly for winter vacancy, they have an elderly neighbor check in about once a week. So, today I wake up to a flood in my kitchen which I couldn’t figure out until I realized it was coming from their unit. Long story short, they got someone to come out and take care of their plumbing but their oak floors were completely ruined! Someone will have to come and check our walls for trapped moisture, mold, electrical, etc. What a Sunday morning! All before my morning coffee. I even forgot to brush my teeth ffs! 
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“* She smoked more than one vape cartridge every day for seven years
started vaping in 2015,
Suddenly in October 2019, she went to urgent care after suffering from breathing problems. Doctors could not figure out what was wrong and sent her to a local hospital. Within the next 24 hours she was on life support.”
Come on Daily Mail - how is that 7 years? and why are you rehashing a 3-4 year old story?
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He’s banned until the first of March. He posted a pic that wasn’t appreciated. 
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Never stopped him before. He has created a new account and comments there the last time he was suspended.
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They’ve gotten wise to him. He’s posting on VC now.
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Well maybe he may get lost there for a while: He does need a little bit more whimsy to be a proper raconteur.
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I hate to say it but Royal Mail again. After another attempt deflect liability, I questioned them regarding their logistical errors, systemic flaws and negligent attitude to foundational procedures. You’d think an organisation would be careful around claims against them when they knowingly allowed Post Masters to be sent to prison due to errors in their own software: Ones they’d known about for years before the first prosecutions. But, it’s easy to not remember falsely imprisoning people and seeing that many of your regional agents had committed suicide - So easy for it to slip.
Although, at the end of the day, I fixed the outstanding issues with them and didn’t even need to charge them for a dry cleaning bill to remove blood.
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You know what they say about bad pennies.
They could stop a Martian invasion?
Oops, misremembered: They can aid in stopping evil ex guardians moving London to France using hot-air balloons created under the guise of creating a new sewer system.
I muddled some of the weapons used in Bleak Expectations.
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You can have good cops, bad cops, just like people, and most of the time they just get a bad rap.
How would YOU like to be a cop, and have to deal with this ?
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I hate that I have to wait on the mailman when my order of new DIY supplies are due to arrive! Doesn’t he know I’m waiting?!?! I know he does this on purpose! 
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Listen to the Woke Nazi’s trying to silence her. This is sick.
We have one week of the year dedicated to children’s books. Some writer is always pushed forward to write something for the event.
This year they had chosen a guy who openly promotes paedophilia in his adult books.
They thought it would be a great way to introduce small children to the gender BS.
Parents were furious. ‘Keep that shit away from our children!’ After all the uproar the writer withdrew himself and now the entire media is blowing it up, making it a matter of freedom of speech. 'He’s not allowed to write what he wants."
Yes he is. He can write whatever he wants. Nobody has a problem with what he’s writing about (well, somebody probably will).
Just keep it out of the school. Leave those kids alone FFS.
Now even our PM is speaking out. After telling people to shut up for almost 3 years, he’s defending freedom of speech.
He probably forgot about that. Seems to have a chronic problem with his active memory.
I know he’s a paedophile, so it doesn’t surprise me.
He was the chairman of the youth section of his party between 1988/1992.
That was the same time petitions were circling around in that youth section to lift, or at least considerably lower, the age of consent.
Klaus in Davos is doing the same. Only he’s not petitioning, he is just saying it will be so.
The love gap, as he called it, is divisive and we can’t have that.
The world is completely bonkers.
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Eh crappola! I was just here 3 days ago ragging about the flood in my house caused by the neighbors. Today my toilet broke! 
I suppose I can’t complain too much, it was a 33 yr old toilet that never had a problem. Replaced the flapper only once. Shit happens 
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Yup. Nine out of 10 on the shit meter. I’m saving 1 for the global “turning on of the fans” order.
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Just found this on my Facebook feed. All connected to the Great Reset plan (Bill Gates, Klaus, etc), eh?
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@KC111 I can’t say for sure, BUT, how does an animal feed company of that size, ummmm, SCREW UP the feed, and ACCIDENTALLY stop chickens from laying eggs ?? One wonders, as one does.
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It JUST happened to me @TorturedZen. Firefox, with only one ELR forum tab open, 9 tabs open total (posting Cap reviews elsewhere).
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The miasma of university students outside (As I don’t think there is a collective noun for undergraduates - a miasma fits). I thought Unis gave them guidance on being social but in society.
Sadly, they screech, cackle, and grunt with reckless abandon: Sometimes it makes me wish that I didn’t retain my sensitive hearing.
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Headphones, blunt, Dark Side Of The Moon. Follow me for more therapy advice. 
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