@adary I don’t hate Israel. I don’t even know anyone who does. Who’s hating ??
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No people on this forum fortunately 
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Fear is the third most powerful emotion preceded only by lust and parental love IMHO. So fear tends to work best because they can threaten the other two.
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I learned a long time ago I don’t hate a race, religion, or by country of origin or residence. There are assholes in every one I listed and if I am going to hate it will be person who deserves it by their interactions with me. And nothing to do with anything else about them.
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@adary clued me into what was going on, and we chatted a bit. Apparently even trying to order VAPING equipment is fraught with strife, depending on WHERE you are attempting to buy it from, and shipping it TO.
Tisk tisk to them. Keep walking the high road adary.
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Toes.
To shed a bit more light, my toes. I swear they were placed at the end of my feet by the Almighty himself as a special little F.U. I can’t count the number of times that I’ve broken or dislocated them-You’d think with a track record such as mine that I would pay special attention to where my feet go-Right?
WRONG.
Got another pair buddy-taped and ready to roll out the door. Should make battling the crowds at the grocery store extra special fun-JOY!!! If anyone has a DIY amputation kit they’d like to sell, I’m open to suggestions!
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You’re from Israel? Man, I hate you!
Just joking. I love everyone…on paper anyway. 
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Ouch! Broke my little toe once and the pain lasted weeks. Crooked as all hell now.
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I’ve busted 7 out of 10, and some of those multiple times. It sucks. There’s bugger-all you can do for them, save keep off of them and/or buddy-tape them to their neighbor and pray you don’t kick/drop/slam anything else into your foot for the next couple of months!
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Composite toe boots work wonders.
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I half-jokingly told my missus that I was going to buy some steel-toed slippers for when I’m toodling about the house, as that seems to be when I do my worst. Being duck-footed, you’d think that I’d be aware of where my feet are by now…
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Mine was the bed frame, but the picture still applies! Also, my toe is the loveliest shade of purple 
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At the gas pump
Is this a debit card?
Would you like to buy a lotto ticket today?
Would you like a car wash today?
Would you like a receipt?
I WOULD LIKE TO GET SOME EFFING GAS!!!
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Are you a rewards member?
Would you like an additive?
Oh and by the way here is a tv you can watch commercials on.
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And don’t forget… “Is this a debit card? No? Then enter your five digit zip code, even though you’ve been coming here for 20 years and you live two miles away.”
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Grocery stores without self check out!
I spend around 1 hour today in a store, picking up a couple items for dinner. Going through the aisles took around 15 minutes, the rest of that time I stood behind one person, not a whole line of people, nope one person that nearly made me lose my sh…
Her total was $76.45 and then she started with this sentence “let’s put $20 on this card…$15 on this one…declined…oh well maybe this one then. Here’s cash for the remaining balance but $2.25 need to be charged to this card”
I’ve never seen a person whipping out 15 different credit cards and most were declined. Now I’m not making fun of her by all means, do what you need to do, but for the love of whatever, look at your balances before trying to make purchases and holding up a whole line of people at a store.
I hate stores but omg this was just too much today lol.
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When I procrastinate, only to discover that what I REALLY need to accomplish isn’t going to get done because of items missing or broken.
Case in point: I put off making juice this week, thinking that I’d get it done today. Cleaned my workbench, got all of the flavors out, plugged in my scale and…fluctuating weight when there’s nothing on the platform. I’ve calibrated it multiple times, swapped batteries, unplugged everything an tried clearing any “memory” the innards might have and no-go. The only thing that I can think of is one of my cats jumped on the scale when it was on the workbench and stupid me didn’t have the cover on. Dammit!!!
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Do you have a fan running? On precise scales t is enough to put them off
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