Dingbats adapt to their environment. No matter the weather, an outdoor looney will find a way to entertain itself.
I don’t mind the cold, as long as there’s a nice warm-up offset in summer. I don’t know how people can stand living in a climate with little variation, personally. I have to have stifling heat in the summer and bitter cold in the winter, relatively speaking. And of course, living in Tornado Alley is a definite must.
This one is better told than read.
Three Eskimos are arguing over who’s igloo is coldest in the deepest part of winter.
The first Eskimo says “my igloo is the coldest. Watch, when I spit it freezes before it hits the ground”.
The second Eskimo says “my igloo is the coldest. Watch, when I piss it freezes before it hits the ground”.
The third Eskimo doesn’t say anything. He leads the other two into his igloo. He pulls back his blankets and scrapes a small brown spot off of the ice. He throws the frozen brown spot into the fire and… Pfft. They hear the fart.
I’d 100% be down for living somewhere that it stays between 65-75 degrees all year! Lmao
Variety is the spice of lif-, eh screw it. The wife 100% agrees with you.
Hawaii, 75-80 year round.
That sounds perfect to me.
when you aren’t paying attention and your tank starts leaking down the back of your hand, the hot lava juice starts flowing, especially in a dangerous place where you can’t do anything, like at a red light, and you start screaming, and you make eye contact with your neighbor driver in the next lane and they start screaming too.
slow motion, it feels like 5 mins but its only a few seconds
When are we moving???
Just today, I had 34f on the way to work and had to take off my windbreaker outside when it hit above 70f. Only in FL…
Confusing to the body and my joints hate that shit!
I cant like your post about the weather. I would probably die.
We visited Upstate NY(the farthest north I have ever been), for husband’s family reunion last summer. It was hotter than balls and so beautiful, I asked him why dont we buy a place here, and he said it: “You will die in the winter, not cry and complain, you will die.”
I believe him. I have terrible joint issues.
The coldest I have ever been in was 16f in TN. I was crying when my fingers lost life and color. It sucked.
As soon as you get a job there, and we can afford housing.
I like it when it is cold. You can always put more clothing on, but you can only take so much off.
16? It’s 14 right now! Coldest for me is -24, ugh.
Come on coldies, how low did you go?
I’m perfectly comfortable buck naked, tyvm! Then again, I’d rather not take it to either extreme. Right in the middle is perfect. But cold is just not ok
Driving in this morning my car said it was missing six degrees outside. When there ain’t no degrees out there it’s damn cold but when some are missing on top of that it’s insane!!!
that’s called a house 
