Have you seen the news lately? I hate that stuff, all that stuff.
Mostly I hate that so few people know dick about science. Teach yourselves science people! It’s fun, I promise!
P.S.
Props to vaping for teaching people about Ohm’s law and a tiny bit of fluid dynamics XD
@Ailith what you mean you don’t like pubes in your teeth either? I don’t blame you it’s so annoying.
And embarrassing especially when someone points them out to you 
I went to the dentist recently, and as the dentist was leaning over me he said "I see you’ve had oral sex recently"
I said, "How do you know, is there a pube in my teeth?"
The dentist said, “No…you’ve got shit on your nose”
Please pass the joint, Shane 
If I wanted to do that I could find a lot of balls closer to home 
I think you’re just doing it wrong Shane. I don’t have that problem .
I just pissed myself LMAO
Wasn’t that thing in a Japanese monster flick?
Good gawd , that thing looks like it has some menacing to do.
I think it looks rather beautiful actually. Oh no, sorry I was looking at the victim.
I would love to be able to see how these insects are perceiving us though.
Just imagine how you would look through their eyes, a grown man who just pissed himself 
It’s menacing in my damn garage, 4 days, 4 days I have tried to go out there and do laundry until I end up running back up the stairs yelling ‘nope, nope, nope’.
The noise it makes is ungodly, my husband thought it was a toy with dying batteries, making a buzzing demonic sound, but it was the fly.
Get one of these
What’s that? A tampon on a stick?
You are such a clever man - exactly right! To keep around for when you get the munchies and are all out of other kind of snacks.
Looks delish! 
