Already over my head!
For my 16th birthday I ran away from my egg donor. (thus school) There’s abuse, and then there’s Mommie Dearest! No more wire hangers! Then there’s a broken nose, a popped ear drum… I once got beat with a skinny belt on my bare ass because I left little red stripes on the blanket on my bed from the beating I got 10 minutes prior.
Not looking for sympathy! My boys respect me. I learned.
Having said that, Gene Roddenberry musta met my pa. Spock did a perfect imitation of him. “Your emotions are interfering with your logic. Your logic should interfere with your emotions.” I shit you not! “You are most, illogical.” Man could do calculus in his head. Was working at a factory in my late teens. 'Twas a 3M fabricator. (IRS. Occupation? Fabricator.)
We had rolls of various types of foam that we laminated 3M adhesives onto. I don’t remember. Late 50’s? I recall one made the whole factory smell like an X-girlfriends, uh, wimp?
We had all these partially used rolls of adhesive, foams and what-not. VALUABLE! But if we needed X number of square feet, and that roll was 2’ short, you had to break out a whole new roll of foam and adhesive. You had to waste time, rolling out a partial roll to see if it would cover the job. Time = money!
Called pa, explained the situation and he said something about, measure the circumference of this, subtract the thickness of the core divided by the thickness, times, yo mama and her kids…
Within inches! NO foam or adhesive is perfectly consistent over a few hundred feet. Off the top of his head! I got as far as algebra, but I don’t recall anything about calculus. Could have been stoned, I suppose. Loved me some Hashish.
Now let’s see what I remember from my man, Carl Sagan, and other shit I’ve read. “Other universes colliding.” Nope. Never understood. More than one universe? Can’t wrap my mind around it. A universe with a different set of physics? Newton never got hit by an apple, but some bird above did? I’m naive and simple, I admit, but the universe I know is all encompassing. Where 'ya gonna put another universe?
I know, I know, a multiverse. I’m about as far from a physicist as Betty White was a brunette. I’m just not feeling it. Now, assuming the possibilities exist, each universe (probably) began with a bang. What caused the bang(s)?
Sounds like a Schrodinger cat experiment - paradox. Only after Galileo improved the telescope enough to observe the heavens, could we know of it’s existence. Did it, or did it not exist before he observed it? And opened an amazing can of worms.
Hmmm. That was probably a dumb statement! We can also thank Tales Miletus for “causing” Galileo to improve the telescope in the first place.
We can be reasonably sure the universe is 13.8 billion years old, because we know the speed of light and we can see only 13.8 billion years of light. But the universe is still expanding? Into what? My belly’s still expanding, but I know into what. The buttons on my stove that turn the gas on, making the house smell odd. I’ve LONG wondered: Is there a wall? Must be “something” on the other side.
That leads me to:
It’s not that funny car we call the sun running out of nitro and going super nova that’s going to kill us, it’s that other universe we’re going to run into regardless of it’s dimension when our universe expands a little too far. YEP! That’ll “cause” another big bang!
Rather than question each theory at a time, let’s just say there had to be a cause. What caused an energy in the fist place? What caused it to be be in a state of “boiling” wherein a “bubble” can hit a “threshold”?
What would cause a universe to collapse and explode again. Obviously the very nature of a universe, but what caused it in the first place? Boring, or redundant? Bahahaha!
Uh oh… I feel like being me with Einsteins math. If a black hole can “suck” light in, does a white hole send it back? I have holes in my tighty whities, but what I see on the other side is pretty dark. And that term can be used loosely.
In my not-so-humble-opinion, any theory must have a cause. The only logical conclusion for me, must be something omnipotent. But I don’t believe that!
My mother was Catholic. (Only devout when it served a purpose). My dad, brother and I are atheists. My sisters chose the middle ground and are Christian Reformed. We all were encouraged to come to our own conclusions.
When I was 13 and felt a little wisdom, I began going to several denominations of churches. My favorite are the Baptists. The universe is 6,000 years old. But when yesterday passed, it’s not 6,000 years, and a day. And they’ve been saying that for over 4,000 years. According to that logic, Jesus could never have existed. Strike 1! If different churches interpret the same passage of the Bible, differently, leading to so many denominations, I think that’s philosophy. Strike 2.
My favorite, and where I begin anyone that challenges my position:
In his mercy, the Lord “put a mark on Cain, so that no one would kill him at sight,” (Genesis 4:15). Cain was exiled to Nod, the land east of Eden, where he later started his own family.
WITH WHOM? What, only the religious came from Eve, and the rest came from apes? I came from an ape, but then I saw the light, and now I came from the loins of Adams and Eve? Did my deceased ancestral apes suddenly never exist, then? Okay, I don’t recall the whole story, I know they had a lot of children.
I’ma stop now. I like a good debate, but I feel I’m mocking those that I DO respect, regardless of their beliefs.