Well Mr. Bean didn’t need translation, so back in the days when flights only had one shared screen - this was the most obvious choice.
You don’t need countless translations for physical comedy.
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True, but it reminds me of slapstick and I’ve never been a fan. It might be something lacking in me, but I find it extremely boring.
I remember a Mr. Bean episode where he’s endlessly stuck behind a fat woman on the stairs.
I just tune out.
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Did you cut up the moon? 
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Not with a mobile cocktail stick to hand - Such thoughts risk the darkness of placing the Moon on a stick.
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As it is my Easter Sunday and Monday tradition, I am deciding on the correct level of British rage required for the year ahead.
(additional evidence for non-Brits about the coffee and tea issue).
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It’s such a joy to see everything turning to shit. I’ve always thought this world was a madhouse and I’m not sad to see it crumble.
I don’t know what’s in store, I’ll find out. Until then I’m laughing my ass off.
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Currently everyone is checking if they took the wrong medication after the return of Rey to Star Wars was announced.
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Do you think they are waking up? Can you be too woke to wake up? 
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DOUBLE QUESTION !!!
First, I DO think they are waking up, BUT, maybe not about WHAT they should. They can’t HELP but NOTICE the bottom line @Josephine_van_Rijn.
I believe some ARE too woke, to EVER wake up as well.
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I think the results of trying to save Indiana Jones 5 will be the bellwether of how much Disney and others care about money rather than activism. It was amusing to see Amazon finally admit that almost 2/3rds of viewers checked-out mid series. On the other hand, the core audience (people who love Tolkien) who could have inspired others to watch it, checked-out over a year ago. I must admit to not finishing the first episode and have no interest in seeing anymore.
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That’s interesting, and revealing …
And time WILL tell …
Somehow, I don’t think you’re alone in that …
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It’s amazing how many franchises there are which I used to love but now don’t care about anymore. This may be why I’ve been revisiting so many things from the 80s and 90s in the past few years.
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Having a post removed in what seems to be a complete lack of humour.
@fidalgo_vapes Was it comparing a monkey’s hair to Trump which may have insulted him or insulting a monkey by comparing him to one who would adversely affect the reputation of a whole species?
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I think this…
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Then I apologise to our mammalian relatives, particularly the Bonobos - as I would never denigrate their wearing of dead fish as hats to be sexier or their sense of ‘take care of’. Comparing any of them to Trump can be seen as offensive.
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It was a toss up between a glorious April day combined with an empty park.
And the subtle poetry of Irvine Welsh.
Ya fucking dirty fanny-flapped faced auld hoor! A fuss over fucking nowt!
Fucking auld spastic.
You can kiss ma bacon-flavoured poleese ass muthafuckah.
Her problem is that she’s been too long without a good fuckin knobbin.
That always distorts a woman’s perspective.
Social services should pay some ay they bored young studs oan the dole a wee allowance tae go roond and gie these auld cunts a good fuckin seein tae.
Then they wouldnae be such a drain on resources wi thir phoney illnesses.
Every time I go to see my doctor about my rash and my anxiety attacks, there’s always loads of the auld cunts holding me back with their trivial complaints.
I would love to see the wokey’s rewrite this 
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bwahahaha
priceless
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Fancy some more?
Here he’s talking about his mother-in-law.
I’ll give the auld doll this: she always made a good nosh up.
Plenty meat. Needed rode though: that was her problem, ever since the old boy kicked it.
Not enough rumpy-pumpy tae keep the circulation ay blood flowing.
Nae wonder her arteries clogged up. The auld boot’s ain fault for being sae fuckin frigid.
I warned Carole that she’d go the same wey if she didnae lighten up a bit on the shaggin front.
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Bud Light has now gone from a 4 billion dollar loss to a 7 billion dollar loss after getting Dylan Mulvany in their ad. 
Smart move to go woke.
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