Pffbbt.
/whacks your nose with a newspaper for telling “stories.”
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Hey, I’m not proud of it but I’ve had a shart incident or two. Maybe you think it’s gas pressure but you’re mistaken? It happens, as they say. I recall once drinking with the brother and sis-in-law. We’d passed the point of normal control and regressed into that “everything is hilarious” stage. Anyway, whatever we were talking about was especially humorous to her, and she laughed so hard she sharted. I may have been half-blitzed, but I will always remember the sound and the look of horror on her face. Jiminy Christmas that was funny. She turned redder than a canned beet and ran to the bathroom with a nice little stream of liquid doo-doo running down her leg. I think we all literally fell over laughing.
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No no… The telling stories comment was about you already being 70! lol
‘Sharts happen’ from cradle to grave. 
(Fortunately, extremely infrequently!!)
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Worst thing i have ever woken up to is “Daddy my fart is on the floor”
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Dave Grohl is one of the coolest humans on Planet Earth
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I came on the forum only to concur with your statement. Dave Grohl is awesome 
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Awwww, Hi Lars. I hope you’re well man! And seeing you is what made ME smile today!
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What has made me smile today is finally being back online 
. No, I’m not gonna get too confident ‘cos that bloke “Murphy” is lurking around here somewhere but I’m happy nevertheless. Apologies for interrupting the Dave Grohl party 
. You’re all correct though. He is one cool dude. Cheers.
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It’s going to be a easy Sunday … <3
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got some candy from the Northeastern side of Brazil… will try not to eat the whole thing in a sitting…
it’s called “panela” or “rapadura”, you guys in the US might find a brand called “Just Panela” that sells it in there in case you want to try! be aware it’s almost pure, whole cane sugar but somehow enjoyable and tasty…
have a good week everyone!
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Perfect! Candy is basically just sugar anyway; may as well just smash up sugar plants and sell it without a disguise!!
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My thoughts entirely…
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your whole clan had its own website?
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At one point we had 6 sites @DarkJester89. I handled all the web design, php, sql, and game/voice servers. 2nd full time job !!!
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oh goodness, how are things now adays with it? what games did you clan…or…? I don’t know the terminology
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