That is Nephila clavipes to you sir.
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Similar here. While in college I worked for a newspaper developing. Pretty cool as they let me use the facility for my own work as well. I just had to pay for the disposables. I didnāt completely switch util sensors got over 24mp. At that point the resolution was as good as film. I took one of my old enlargers and made it into a vertical camera mount for doing close up videos of products. The enlarger head is stowed away in the basement. Really dig working with the Adobe suite. So many possibilities!!!
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Yeahā¦ That would have been my answer too. 
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Today we got some DHS assistance to pay our Gas and Electric bills for this month and part of next month. Itās sinking in, Iām officially retired. We were quite happy when we left the DHS office 
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Being retired and actually getting assistance is awesome! 
I have seen way too many retired folk that get turned down, especially when they have social security, a mortgage, medicare, medicare supplement, and need more after medical bills.
It is wonderful to see that help is still there for the people who already worked their asses off!
I was beginning to lose hope.
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Omgā¦ you have a leg lamp!!!
Jealous.
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We kept him after that, too. Kept him until he ran away and got picked up by the doggie po po and we couldnāt afford his bail.
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Itās my electric sex!
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Itās a French lamp. I think the brand is fra-gee-lee lol
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Most keep those things in a drawer but leave it to Cutlass to keep it on a table!
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Yeah, I need to remember what you can post and where.
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Have you tried the peanut butter on the shower wall trick? I saw the ālife hackā thing go around facebook, but my sister actually did it (dog-safe PB, no xylitol obviously). Her puggle hates baths, too, but she said this worked like a charm and he didnāt budge. Although, heās a smaller dog. Big dog, you might have to use a whole jar of peanut butter. LOL.
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This has to be the most bizarre thread on the internet. From humping table lamps to smearing peanut butter on walls within a single monitor screen. I beginning to worry. Maybe vaping isnāt safe. Maybe there are long term effects that science hasnāt stumbled across as of yet.
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You may be right. I guess Iāll go back to life with chlorines, fluorines, herbicides, pesticides, genetically engineered crops, and lots of carcinogens mixed in our chemical stews. Oops, like a friend once said:ātoo late, my (edit) already fell off.ā So I guess Iāll just keep vaping.
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Lol, yup. Imagine if you will going to a vape convention. The first two people you meet you ask āwhat do you do?ā to make conversation. One answers āI like to smear peanut butter on walls and give my dog a bathā and the other answers " I hump table lamps". Iām not sure I would venture further.
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But the peanut butter thing is a great idea and Iām definitely going to try it. Both dogs are 85 lbs each and hate baths. Maybe if my wife smears some Frankās Hot Sauce on the wall she can get me in the tub too!
Edit: maybe some FA butter too.
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OMG no! Back to table lamps, farm animals, boyfriends, girlfriends, sundry things I donāt even want to know about. Have mercy!
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For the love of all things NOT Saloon related, I thank you and humbly ask that you NOT encourage him. 
I donāt wanna have to move this thread to the sin bin. 
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Whoops. Yes, I need to remember the rules. I still get confused (mostly because he does seem to soil himself just about anywhereā¦)
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Amen and Hallelujah!
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