I hope he didn’t really marry one. They cost a lot less as rentals, stuffing bills in their britches, than it does to actually take possession.
3 Likes
That’s printed on my business cards.
6 Likes
Oh no , she never was a stripper but she could make a hell of a mixed drink!
Totally messing with y’all , sounded like the correct response after a couple of cocktails before bed.Thanks for playing though!
I did run into her for the first time in 18 years but she is now a bank teller. Of course the bank was empty in all lines and I did indeed walk to her window, didn’t even look up at the teller to notice. That is a perfect example of the way my luck has been lately.I did recognize the voice instantly. Luckily I had on my Costa’s to hide my “deer in the headlight’s” look! 
She was quick with a verbal jab…asking if I was there to borrow money for a fishing boat.One of our last arguments was me buying a new Stratos 201 pro bass boat back in 1999.
I simply smiled and handed her my check for a loan payment and we talked for a few minutes . It was nice to be able to talk , nothing more.
Sorry for leaving ya’ll hanging but had to get some sleep and she don’t vape so I ain’t skeered!
10 Likes
I can see why you went the stripper route.
3 Likes
Exactly , much more interesting was it not!
2 Likes
Yes it was. Almost had me posting about my wife’s soliciting arrests.
4 Likes
Well son of a bitch, I can’t believe I found a song for you and everything and it was ALL A LIE!!! 
Hold on…I have a new song for you…
5 Likes
This is Eduardo, he comes on the porch to eat the 2 pieces of dry cat food I put on the railing for him. Left some out for the raccoons a long time ago, and realized slugs apparently love dried cat food. Go figure. 
10 Likes
Don’t put salt on it though!
4 Likes
A salty Eduardo is a liquified Eduardo! Which also explains why Ogre likes them that way.
4 Likes
Gotta love some liquefied slugs…
3 Likes
Yum!!! Great pizza toppings! Along with anchovies. And frog’s legs. Sprinkled with pot.
4 Likes
Which is also on my business cards.
5 Likes
You my dear are cooking me dinner tonight! 
4 Likes
Oh baby!!! On da way!!! One each Ogre special!!!
2 Likes
Yeeeesss!! 
…Ogres don’t care of my house is messy AF right?
1 Like
The messier the better! Just like down home in the swamp!!!
2 Likes
Good. Cuz I’m not cleaning. 
3 Likes
Oh baby, you know what I like!!!
4 Likes