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Corrupt-a-wish


#21

ಠ_ಠ but nobody will understand that’s what it means.


#22

I wish I never had to sleep – going to bed guys :stuck_out_tongue:


#23

Wish granted, but you don’t get a bed.


#24

Wait that didn’t make sense. .


#25

It did…at least it’s how I was gonna answer :laughing:


#26

Ok let me try again…
You never have to sleep but you have to stay in bed! :laughing:


#27

I wish I could speak multiple languages fluently


#28

Wish granted. But you can’t understand anyone else.


#29

I wish beer didn’t have any carbs!


#30

Granted but you can only drink it mixed with saltwater.


#31

Eeewww… Lol


#32

I wish @VapeyMama and @Lolly we’re my next door neighbors ( I need a drinking buddy)


#33

Wish granted but all they do is party while you try to sleep. I wish I had enough money to quit my job.


#34

Accurate. :laughing:


#35

Wish granted, but you’ll have to move into @Jayrell’s house and deal with @lolly’s and my constant disruptions!


#36

I wish I was a fly on the wall at @Jayrell’s house.


#37

Granted but you are blind and deaf so you won’t see or hear anything.


#38

“Granted but you are blind and deaf so you won’t see or here anything.” You just get to smell the party.


#39

Look out for the cats! They love to chase and catch flies… oh wait, you would be def… hmmm no good


#40