Corrupt-a-wish

Granted … But Jayrell’s house is a maximum security prison

I wish I was a telletubby

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Granted and as such you will spend the rest of your life in a TV

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Granted, but you have to fight Barney to the death to see who the king of PBS is. I wish Chris Cornell would come hang out with us at the party at Jayrells place.

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Deleted…not comfortable with the term I used given the circs.

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Wow I just got that! Agreed lol

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Granted but you can only talk without the use of vowels :grin:

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I wish the UK had a proper Summer

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Granted but you’ll be banished to Greenland.

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I wish for 1000 more wishes.:smirk:

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Granted but none will come true :laughing:

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Dangit :expressionless:

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I wish that all trolls would explode 2 seconds before hitting the “return” (enter) key, so that we never have to endure their BS.

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Granted, their all gone, BUT, the internet just went out with them…

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I wish I knew whether or not I was going to like flavors before I bought them, so I’d only have winners in the mixing cave.

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Granted. But now every time you order the flavors that you know are good, your order is mis-packed with the flavors that suck. And they’re winners, but in the “worst flavor” category.

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Granted but all the boards are junk

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I wish my husband didn’t pass his cold onto me!! :sneezing_face:

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Granted but he’s given you his athletes foot fungus.

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Granted
Granted but while taking care of your husband and his cold you had no time to diy mix and have zero ejuice left and the Vape shop is closed.

I

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I wish to find that perfect all day vape.

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