You know what I really hate?
There’s a fly in this room with a serious attitude, he is dive bombing me. He has gotten under my skin. This fly is so fast he actually got me to turn the air conditioner down to 69 degrees to slow him down enough to get him with the fly swatter and it’s having no effect whatsoever. He’s still dive bombing me and moving faster.
You need one of these!
Bug-A-Salt 2.0 Insect Eradication Gun https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00STSZ77G/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_c_api_b30Mzb01ZYAYX
Take a wine glass with a steep sided bowl. Add a teaspoon of black molassas and splash of vinegar …stir …then swirl the sticky stinky liquid so it coats the inside of the glass. He’ll be in there in 60 seconds along with any other flying pests (fruit flys?). I hate fruit flies!
oh TIP: don’t smell it
Well… You are putting clouds in his otherwise clear flight pattern… Maybe he’s not yet licensed to fly in clouds and he’s trying to signal you not to interfere with his training?
I think you hit the nail on the head with your deductive reasoning!
Of course, I could just be blowing hot air… 
Just leave an open bottle of Dr Pepper on the table. I almost swallowed a fly last night. I went to take a drink and felt something in my mouth and spit it back into the bottle. Damn fly had crawled in. 
In this thread, much hot air is blown.
It’s why I wont sleep until I kill them all in the house. It’s on the top of the list of my worst fears is waking up with one in my mouth.
Everyone needs one of those!
We used to have one of those electric tennis racket fly swatted thing… used to. Until SOMEONE lost his temper and sent it sailing threw our 78 inch curved OLED. not a plasma
That wasn’t a plasma, it was an oled.
That’s awesome! Never knew that existed.
I have wanted one for awhile, just don’t want to clean up the salt!
I had a gnat go up my nose and it was buzzing around in there for what seemed an eternity. Thought I was going to blow my nose inside out.
Damn, there is that…
Probably still get one anyway.
Humans will eat an average of 8 spiders in their lifetime while they are sleeping.
Thought I would just throw that out there.
It’s just a little added protein-What’s the problem?
450 people in the US die from falling out of their beds each year - spider eating may well be connected who knows there have been no scientific studies as yet.
Fully aware of the problem but thks for sharing. I sleep w/boxspring and mattress directly on the floor and stuff my mouth w/ cotton.