Lol yeah, except I have my workout stuff in my basement so the only condensation on the windows is from my own sweatiness (and my vape… 
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I was kind of kidding. We have our stuff in the basement too. If I was rooted to the couch, the Mrs. would kill me.
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The basement works well. No excuses not to do it (other than whining that my legs hurt…).
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“Auntie? Why does your Balance Beam have handcuffs?” 
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Well, in that light, maybe I should clarify that I mean actually things like an elliptical and exercise bike? Sorry, I assumed she meant fitness/exercise training. (We keep our, um, ‘workout stuff’ in the ol’ master suite…)
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Okay ,
When you grab the your last 30 mil unicorn bottle .
Mix up your juice
Put the tip in
Then when you go to screw the cap on it won’t screw on
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When i bite into a chocolate chip cookie only it aint chocolate. Its raisins…
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OMG that is so me. I think raisins are spoiled, ruined grapes and people that stick them in foods should be horsewhipped.
To damn funny.
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Okay this talk about raisins reminds me of why I hate okra
I think people who put okra in chocolate cakes should be shot
And then hanged if they put raw okra on the cake like it was decorations
Most disgusting thing I ever tasted. Never have tried okra again since that dreadful day when I was 10 yrs old I took a bite of my chocolate birthday my step mother’s friend made.
And 34 years later I still say I’ll never eat okra . It’s disgusting
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WTF?? o0
That’s a twisted mind SCREAMING for help.
Who on earth puts…? /smh
You’re lucky that didn’t scar the chocolate lover in you. That’s just an EVIL trick to play on someone.
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Why???
Especially on a cake for a 10 year old. 10 Year olds don’t need fancy they need sugar rush
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Trying to get over a hangover from yesterday’s chrismass market 
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I’m with @Sprkslfly…Who does that??? And what on this fair earth would possess anyone to think that’s a good idea?
I LOVE okra and that’s just wrong. I mean, that’s not even nice to the okra…
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That’s NASTY, who in there right mind would think that okra is good in cake! Sounds like your step mom didn’t like you very much.
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Right???
Jambalaya, Étouffée, gumbo, hell, even plain old fried!
But in a cake? That’s just a practical joke gone wrong.
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I had to dig deep in my google-foo to even find a chocolate cake recipe that involved okra. Apparently it’s a soul food thing. Must be an evil soul thing! Lol.
Now THIS, I’ll go for!
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That is a wonderful shake!
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I hate how every pair of spandex pants in my house looks the same… I needed to do some laundry and grabbed two pairs to throw in the wash that I thought were mine… Turned out they were both my 9 year old’s Justice pants…
Good thing they’re stretchy cuz I really needed some pants to wear. 
I’ll just be fancy tonight!
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Hold on! You mean you can fit in your nine year olds pants? Damn…just damn!
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You really didn’t need anything to wear.
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