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#1910

I hope he didn’t really marry one. They cost a lot less as rentals, stuffing bills in their britches, than it does to actually take possession.


#1911

That’s printed on my business cards.


#1912

Oh no , she never was a stripper but she could make a hell of a mixed drink!

Totally messing with y’all , sounded like the correct response after a couple of cocktails before bed.Thanks for playing though!

I did run into her for the first time in 18 years but she is now a bank teller. Of course the bank was empty in all lines and I did indeed walk to her window, didn’t even look up at the teller to notice. That is a perfect example of the way my luck has been lately.I did recognize the voice instantly. Luckily I had on my Costa’s to hide my “deer in the headlight’s” look! :sweat_smile:
She was quick with a verbal jab…asking if I was there to borrow money for a fishing boat.One of our last arguments was me buying a new Stratos 201 pro bass boat back in 1999.
I simply smiled and handed her my check for a loan payment and we talked for a few minutes . It was nice to be able to talk , nothing more.
Sorry for leaving ya’ll hanging but had to get some sleep and she don’t vape so I ain’t skeered!:rofl:


#1913

I can see why you went the stripper route.


#1914

Exactly , much more interesting was it not!:rofl:


#1915

Yes it was. Almost had me posting about my wife’s soliciting arrests.


#1916

Well son of a bitch, I can’t believe I found a song for you and everything and it was ALL A LIE!!! :astonished:
Hold on…I have a new song for you…


#1917

This is Eduardo, he comes on the porch to eat the 2 pieces of dry cat food I put on the railing for him. Left some out for the raccoons a long time ago, and realized slugs apparently love dried cat food. Go figure. :blush:


#1918

Don’t put salt on it though!


#1919

Why not? I think @SmilingOgre likes salt on his…


#1920

A salty Eduardo is a liquified Eduardo! Which also explains why Ogre likes them that way.


#1921

Gotta love some liquefied slugs…


#1922

Yum!!! Great pizza toppings! Along with anchovies. And frog’s legs. Sprinkled with pot.


#1923

Which is also on my business cards.


#1924

You my dear are cooking me dinner tonight! :clinking_glasses: :joy:


#1925

Oh baby!!! On da way!!! One each Ogre special!!!:clinking_glasses:


#1926

Yeeeesss!! :pizza::wine_glass:

…Ogres don’t care of my house is messy AF right?


#1927

The messier the better! Just like down home in the swamp!!!


#1928

Good. Cuz I’m not cleaning. :laughing:


#1929

Oh baby, you know what I like!!!