What if presidents fought the war and didn’t always send the poor?
That was the Oracle. The Architect was the Col. Sanders-looking smug bastard in the TV room.
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What if they DID need the water so that the muthaf***a wouldn’t burn?
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Oh, man! Whoops!
No worries! I got a little too invested in the Matrix series when they first came out…
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What if David Lee Roth was…. talkin about love
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I just loved Matrix I, but the more that franchise went on, the more I thought "Jeez, those freakin’ Ameicans even have to ruin their own stories with their cheesey love stories, their overblown spectacle etc " Frankly, it started reminding me of the ghastly American movie version of the Borrowers .
Hmm lucky people can’t neg me, here., hmm? 
Back on topic (and returning to a musical theme) :
what if Leonard Cohen and Janis Joplin had been pretty?
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Her voice would have still sounded like razor blades in a garbage disposal.
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Wow! that’s such a poetic way of putting it, Sparky, it could almost be a line from one of L. Cohen’s lyrics. 
Heck, I’m tempted to overlook your evident lack of taste and plus you
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What if it was only a 2 hour tour, would the minnow still be lost?
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What if flavor isn’t subjective?!
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In that case I died and went to heaven when I first tasted Sauvignon Blanc (MF) @ 0.5% . Am now typing this reply via a psychic medium.
And it follows, of course, that you too will die and go to heaven , if you follow my example… just so long as you keep the wattage low. Otherwise your face will literally turn green and your stomach might literally explode.
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What if 6 was 9
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Never read percentages upside down 
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Obviously going for the joke there… but, you CANNOT have a guitar in your avatar, and NOT know Jimi.
If you actually, honestly, missed it, then consider your Guitar avatar revoked for a year! 
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Missed it!! My fault I’ll read again and…
Noooooooooooooooooo not a year… I’d have to post a picture of me playing it!!!
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