Cattitudes!🐈

No, you see that just proves my point! Lol

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There’s always the exception… My last cat was loving when he wanted to and a complete A-hole when he didn’t. He always came home with hares, doves, once even a bat. No idea how that happened, but he strolled into the house and dumped it on the couch before cleaning his paws and face.
He’d also tag team with my Husky and hunt down mice together. Pretty cool to watch.
Btw, he owned that Husky. Poor dog was always side eyeing him for fear of sudden attacks.

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Wow that’s wild!!! Especially the bat lol.

Now that’s some cattitude!!

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Well, in the USA, we drive on the right side of the road, so a train would help the cat exit.

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I put my plants in the window to get sun and I accidentally left my door open.

MY F-------G PLANT.
CHEWED.

RIGHT AFTER IT STRUGGLED TO GROW 1 LEAF.

ffs.

It was definitely this one.

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Planticide!

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Wanna bet it grows back? What kinda plant was that?

We have a plant in the living room JUUUST outta the cats reach. She bats at it, she can small it, of that I’m sure. Only one plant can make a cat act like she does. I enjoy torturing small animals.

Perfect spot grow catnip.

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We had a catnip plant right outside our back door. Id pick some off when it grew to give to the cats. I went to grab some one day and there was nothing but stems completely covered in cat hair. It never recovered from that lol. Wasn’t even our cats!

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In Macedonian, ā€œtikvaā€ (pronounced tee-kva) means pumpkin.

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Or fish! Buy our cat food, it tastes like tuna. Cats love tuna. 'Cuz all cats love to swim in the ocean, right?

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Surprisingly my sisters cats love the shower and water. I never can remember there breed, sorry. It’s not letting me put up a pic.

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These guys! My sisters new additions Cooper and Isabell.

they are getting much bigger since these photos. This breed also make next to no noise. Not like peanuts who is very talkative at times.

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Adorable! Reminds me a bit of my George and Gracie at that age.

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Little tiny babies!!! SO. FREAKIN. CUTE. :heart:

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Hehe, yeah they are cute as hell.

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We were near New Orleans, staying in a campground called Tickfaw, State Park. Having dinner one evening, I saw these two TINY little yellow green dots. Grabbed my flashlight and a large stick from the fire’s stock and approached. Didn’t move.

Twas a kitten, that fit in the palm of my hand. At a height of 3’ 26" my palm is not large. (And what they say about that is NOT true!)

Took it to a vet the next morning figuring the doc would put it down. Man said he see’s it all the time. The park is some king of animal refuge or something like that. People bring their kittens and dump them off. :hot_face:

Doc pulls a scab off his neck and pulls out a wolf worm. Whatchamacallit, an eye dropper? Used it to give the cat some drugs. Then mixes up a large bottle of milk and hands it and a couple eye droppers to me. Says to feed it every 3 to 4 hours. Probably no more than 4 weeks old.

I’m like, we have a black lab. You know those toys described as indestructible? Indestructible is about a minute. Doc says, Lab? They’ll be best friends. And they were. The dog had scars on her chin to prove it.

Had one of those cat trees for cat’s to play on, hide, climb… Cat would sit on the 2nd shelf, swishing his tail out the opening, dog would stick his head in, cat went down to the 1st shelf and drew blood on the dogs chin with her hind claws.

Then the cat would curl up in the dogs belly area and they’d sleep.

One of the best things the vet told me was how to teach him to poop. Rub his ass with a warm wet wash cloth. 1st you have to understand my middle name is Einstein. Then you need to know the place I worked at insisted we wear a tie. I’m a firm believer that if you’re going to make me wear a tie, it’s gonna be UGLY! wiped his ass over the bathroom sink. Nothing. Again. Then she shit on my favorite ugly tie!

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Awwwwwwww so cute!!! Great story!

I had rescued kittens one time. The mother had them in the back of a mudding Jeep. It had all the windows down but it was in the middle of summer. They were incredibly hot, way too hot. When I first got them home they were lethargic and slow. Eyes barely cracked open, couldn’t walk. I raised them up and fed them with a little baby kitten bottle with kitten formula and clear pedia lite. After a week they were doing way better. Much more alert. They were just so freaking cute. Brought them to work with me every single day. My boss loved cats. The fluffy gray one would always escape and go running up to either him or my coworker in the office. Those little squeaks and tiny little legs doing the fast run.

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Wow, that’s a great story @Mediocre_Remedial.

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I didn’t use to like cats. Then this THING, began crawling up my pants, my shirt and would sit on my shoulder when I cooked dinner. I have the scars on my shoulder to prove how he stayed there.

One day, I’m on the couch with no socks or shoes… This beast come up, real slow and stealthy, like. Ears back, Clint Eastwood eyes, neck pulsing… (No idea what that was about) and POUNCES! Legs wrapped around my foot, claws digging in, he’s eating my foot like I never feed him.I said something about Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, jerked my foot up and started smacking him around with it. Up one side of the head, then the other.

Dumb-ass thought it was a game! EVERY freaking night! At least I knew when he was in stealth mode. Saw him coming like a used car salesman.

Yep! Hadda bring him to work to feed him.Had my own office with a sign on the door. 'Ware the wilder beast. Couldn’t get anything done. 25 people in the office, someone was ALWAYS in my office petting him and playing. 'Specially my boss… The CFO! Dared ask me one day, why I’m behind on my work. I said, ā€œIf you weren’t down here all the time interrupting me… Only a few more weeks until he’s eating on his own.ā€

ā€œWhat?ā€ cried he. ā€œHe’s our mascot. Let him roam the hallways, and get to work.ā€ I know he was kidding, but I don’t know by how much.

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Yeah not saying it’s your fault, but it might be your fault lol. It may think your it’s brother. I also made the mistake of playing a little ruff with my hands only and now my peanuts thinks a waving hand just might be initiating some sort of game. lol and who ever draws blood first wins!

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