What about the sneak attack!
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Ours didn’t like to get wet, but water in a bowl was stale! Hada run the sink. Dunno WHERE he found it. We don’t play ping pong but 4:00 am. one day we woke up to the unspellable Bddddd, Bdddd, as he smacked the ball around the shower tub. Whataya gonna take it from him? Even if you could, he’d come to the bed, deploy the claws and you’d cough it up.
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That’s what the wife said. Only she said he probably thought I was his mom. I provided the teats, licked his ass, all that motherly love shit.
In other words the cat always wins. I tried to count the scars on my forearm, but after a few thousand, I lose count.
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This little angel here, the plant chewer, is a shoulder jumper. If he wants something he jumps up on my back and he’ll ride around on my shoulder. He gets away with everything because he’s so adorable and soft, and he’s got a little squeaky meow. He’s the first cat ever that actually just lets me pick him up and hold him. He doesn’t move, almost like a ragdoll cat. He just lays in my arms and lets me hug him. So precious.
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Dawwwww!! Another shoulder kitty!!!
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It just occured to me, “why did he block out his and the cats face if his face is already in his profile pic?” 
The cat too. Lol that’s funny.
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No doubt @Stankhammer was jealous of the egg (noodles) all over your face. The epitome of a bad performance.
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omg. SLEEPY KITTIES.
SO. FREAKING. CUTE!!!
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